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Mum Karen Livingstone, 48, commented: “It’s like I’ve lost him twice. First to the autism and now to no longer being able to market his autism for sympathy and financial gain.” www.patreon.com/posts/103340...

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“This autism of mine is such an affliction,” he lamented. “It’s difficult for me to make eye contact, so I have to stare directly at women’s chests.”

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I would just request that everyone dressed like we're in a cartoon: same look every single day.

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“In my defence, she was out of context and appeared with no warning looking totally different,” Bernard continued. “She might as well have been wearing a giant comedy moustache and a monocle.” www.patreon.com/posts/126193...

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A couple of days left to sign up for the most exciting autistic party since the postman and Deliveroo driver showed up at the same time

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“In my defence, she was out of context and appeared with no warning looking totally different,” Bernard continued. “She might as well have been wearing a giant comedy moustache and a monocle.” www.patreon.com/posts/126193...

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“This autism of mine is such an affliction,” he lamented. “It’s difficult for me to make eye contact, so I have to stare directly at women’s chests.”

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Jesus (on the line to Samaritans): But what if they celebrate the day I die? What if they shove the word ‘Good’ in front of it, cackling to themselves whilst necking as many Mini Eggs as possible

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You’re invited to our virtual 1st birthday party! So autistic, you don’t even need to leave your homes! There will be an advance screening of the new sketch show episode, a behind-the-scenes video, special guests & even a little competition - be there or be NT www.patreon.com/posts/126113...

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Breaking: Autistic satire writer doesn’t have enough hands to keep up with news

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Karen Hoyland, 60, wants to reassure you that you have nothing to worry about when it comes to the US Health Secretary’s rhetoric, as he means the SEVERE autistics. You know, the really tragic ones.

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“Fuck your single-sex spaces and fuck your Supreme Court. If I see you calling the police on a trans person in a public restroom I will personally flush your phone down the bog whilst pretending it’s Wes Streeting’s head.”

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Fraud! This autistic woman wrote a poem about RFK Jr.

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Fraud! This autistic woman wrote a poem about RFK Jr.

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This goes appropriately hard:

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“Fuck your single-sex spaces and fuck your Supreme Court. If I see you calling the police on a trans person in a public restroom I will personally flush your phone down the bog whilst pretending it’s Wes Streeting’s head.”

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The early-00s cult comedy masterpiece Dude, Where's My Joint? has for unknown reasons been deleted from all streaming services and replaced with an unfunny string of clichés, fart jokes, and stereotypical depictions of minority groups, sources have revealed. www.patreon.com/posts/126194...

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The throwback track – which was playing in a bar during a outing with friends she didn’t want to go out with in the first place – prompted Emma Bernard, 29, from Runcorn, to come to a crucial realisation.

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Stimming connoisseur Naveed Azkhat, 39, said: “The lanyard’s top notes of soap and grass give way to battery acid and asbestos, with a metallic aftertaste that’ll have you wondering if your mouth is bleeding.”

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The early-00s cult comedy masterpiece Dude, Where's My Joint? has for unknown reasons been deleted from all streaming services and replaced with an unfunny string of clichés, fart jokes, and stereotypical depictions of minority groups, sources have revealed. www.patreon.com/posts/126194...

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Stimming connoisseur Naveed Azkhat, 39, said: “The lanyard’s top notes of soap and grass give way to battery acid and asbestos, with a metallic aftertaste that’ll have you wondering if your mouth is bleeding.”

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Love and solidarity with our trans friends and readers today and always.

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The throwback track – which was playing in a bar during a outing with friends she didn’t want to go out with in the first place – prompted Emma Bernard, 29, from Runcorn, to come to a crucial realisation.

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This morning, I stood at my window, looking out over sun-dappled treetops and sprays of blush-pink blossom, and said, "It sure is a great day to sign up to The Daily Tism's Patreon. If I missed that party they're having this weekend, I'm not sure I'd be able to look myself in the eye ever again."

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Karen Hoyland, 57, reportedly upped her game after burning through “you must be very mild”, “we’re all a bit on the spectrum” and “you poor thing”, amongst many other classics.

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Love and solidarity with our trans friends and readers today and always.

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Karen Hoyland, 57, reportedly upped her game after burning through “you must be very mild”, “we’re all a bit on the spectrum” and “you poor thing”, amongst many other classics.

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“Our team of qualified specialists needs several sessions with patients, as well as statements from family and friends, which is incredibly time-consuming. Becky and Olivia, on the other hand, can spot it in seconds.”

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“She used to make fun of my eyeliner in Year Seven and mimicked the way I walked,” Emerson explained. “So I’m thrilled she’s given birth to what resembles a small turnip in a christening gown.”

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“Our team of qualified specialists needs several sessions with patients, as well as statements from family and friends, which is incredibly time-consuming. Becky and Olivia, on the other hand, can spot it in seconds.”

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Miya Wilkes, 34, who is equally terrified of prison and the outside world respectively, has been mooting the exact level of criminal activity that will result in her getting to chill on the sofa with an ankle bracelet that gets her out of parties. www.patreon.com/posts/126193...

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“She used to make fun of my eyeliner in Year Seven and mimicked the way I walked,” Emerson explained. “So I’m thrilled she’s given birth to what resembles a small turnip in a christening gown.”

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“It’s basically a story about one woman’s loved ones’ struggles to put up with her inexplicable behaviour, which we have opted not to explain. We haven’t said she has autism because we wouldn’t want to label her, but she’s loosely based on my six-year-old nephew, who has autism.”

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Keep asking The Daily Tism what she’d like for her birthday and she keeps hinting at Patreon subscriptions?? (Right now you can sign up to a full year and get a 20% discount) www.patreon.com/TheDailyTism

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Miya Wilkes, 34, who is equally terrified of prison and the outside world respectively, has been mooting the exact level of criminal activity that will result in her getting to chill on the sofa with an ankle bracelet that gets her out of parties. www.patreon.com/posts/126193...

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“It’s basically a story about one woman’s loved ones’ struggles to put up with her inexplicable behaviour, which we have opted not to explain. We haven’t said she has autism because we wouldn’t want to label her, but she’s loosely based on my six-year-old nephew, who has autism.”

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I’ll bring the sausage rolls

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Thank you to everyone dumping their Tesla stock and instead investing in The Daily Tism 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 www.patreon.com/TheDailyTism...

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One year ago today she said yes and The Daily Tism was conceived! Two completely bananas weeks later, we launched the site. A year on and we have coming up to 100k followers across socials, Sarah has joined our team, we’re about to release ep 2 of sketch show & podcast launches end of month!

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You’re invited to our virtual 1st birthday party! So autistic, you don’t even need to leave your homes! There will be an advance screening of the new sketch show episode, a behind-the-scenes video, special guests & even a little competition - be there or be NT www.patreon.com/posts/126113...

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