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thedancingpanda.bsky.social
Former retro games guy, now doing more general comedy and also editing in the movie biz.
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Cutie at the Wawa gave me my fountain drink for free today 🥰

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On Bumble BFF and I just told another straight guy he’s “got that John Waters look” that I bet “makes him popular at family get togethers.” Totally unrelated, I don’t have any friends here in Philly

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throat goat

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scenes

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THEY’RE CLIMBING THE POLES IN TOKYO GO BIRDS🦅🦅🦅

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Big Dom haters are silent this evening

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Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds

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When are they gonna fire Nick Sirianni

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I'm a representative for the Democrats. A decade ago a grand piano fell on my head and ever since then, my memory restarts every 45 minutes. I am confident our existing legislative playbook will be able to handle this crisis.

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Fellow Pepsi Bro Jayden Daniels

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I wish all the brain damage I have would level me down enough to like Friends

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As a New Orleanian, I find @sheilkapadia.bsky.social saying Nawlins endearing, but please Sheil… don’t say it to the locals lol

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Trent Baalke: Jacksonville = Mickey Loomis: New Orleans

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Slavoj Zizek looks like he’s advertising a set for the Netflix is a Joke festival

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the one bbwaa voter who didn't vote ichiro into the hall of fame was a bluesky discover tab replier. they didn't mark anyone's name on the ballot. at the bottom they wrote "I wasn't a baseball player but my son-in-law Jeff is in med school"

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Uncle type shit is turning off the inauguration to watch more Tulsa King

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I would do horrific things for a new Half-Life style game

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Yeah, fascism really do be here

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Awesome. Now if you’re the Eagles, literally just run forever

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I know Jalen is afraid of turnovers, but honestly, chucking it deep and getting picked was absolutely preferable to a safety there

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Well @daboulciff.bsky.social I’m praying

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I live in Philadelphia so I’m rooting for the Eagles to win it all. And I’d be lying if I said Jayden Daniels doesn’t kinda terrify me

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@benjaminsolak.bsky.social Is Drake Maye still more impressive than Jayden Daniels? Asking for a friend

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Jameson Williams just did the Bo Jackson Tecmo Bowl right there lmao

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Everyone’s complaining about these referees but you have to follow the rules: you cannot hit Patrick Mahomes in the head, chest, above the waist, or below the knee. Also don’t make eye contact.

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Rewatching Daredevil, and it’s stark how much better it looks than newer Netflix productions, or newer Marvel TV shows. The shot choices, the pacing, damn the quality is apparent

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Playing Half-Life 2 transports me back to being 12. Mid-game I thought to myself “after this I should turn on some Prince of Tennis”

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Considering how many people are leaving Substack for its laundry list of problems, Pornhub genuinely has an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

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Alito would want the modern day Gore Vidal thrown in jail cause they’re probably a 20 year old trans kid on TikTok

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Lots of gold from the 2010’s mid-level video streaming service boom when every popular podcast was given an inexplicable television adaptation, with highly variable levels of quality.

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Hell yes. We love a defensive touchdown.

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The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

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WIN BABEYYY FIELDS STOCK GOING UP 📈

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*taps sign*

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Mitch Trubisky NVP is so funny

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@diantelee.bsky.social @stevenruiz.bsky.social @sheilkapadia.bsky.social DeMeco heard your picks yesterday and decided to stop playing around.

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score a touchdown and go from needing one touchdown to two touchdowns. amazing. the chargers are art.

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Greg Roman calls plays like he's got the Eagles OL

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Jack Quaid is American Nicholas Hoult

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Addendum: I’d pay 2x the price if the ticket included the time trailers start and the time trailers end. Holy fuck I’m tired of trailers

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Someone should invent a movie theater where tickets are like 1.5x the price but I’m just allowed to bring in whatever food I want. I’d be walking in with a whole stouffer’s lasagna

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