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Living my life as art. He/Him. Gay. Poet. Body and soul alchemist. Husband. Salacious silly goose. Texas. www.thedanielescobar.com
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Let’s be IG moots if we’re not already. It’s the same name as on here: thedanielescobar 🩵

Y’all I really turned 31 last week. Wild.

I used to be of the mindset that I should be working out even when I’m on vacation but then I decided that I put my body through enough every day, a few days of rest won’t hurt me, and life has been so much better since then.

Back home and back at the gym after drowning in piña coladas all week

Why isn’t “Muskolini” a thing? It feels like an oversight.

They must’ve bullied the fuck out of Elon Musk in school because this is some hurt behavior that screams “I’m trying to overcompensate”.

I really hope Luigi Mangione has the best lawyers money can buy because we all know that the elite will fight tooth and nail to try to make an example out of him as a warning to the rest of us.

I have yet to try Dubai chocolate

We love him 🩵

The only other place on this ship to get food right now is the hypermasculine sports bar with loud straight men losing their shit over other men playing with balls. Yay.

I was in paradise today

Something I love about Mexico is that when they tell you something isn’t too spicy, it usually is a little spicy. And when they tell you something is really spicy, it actually is really spicy. Like hell yeah fuck my stomach UP.

Why yes, I do indeed like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.

It’s like 30 degrees back home but it’s 80 degrees here in Mexico so I think I made the right choice by booking this cruise

Oh hey Costa Maya 🏝️

Remember when they used to call mother “streaming poison”? They can choke on that now. 🫶🏼

I’m a Benson Boone apologist and I’m not sorry. That white man has a choke hold on me.

It’s really the simple things that make a bitch feel special

Ignore any typos I’ve been drinking all day on this cruise because I got the drink package 🫶🏼

Change my profile pic but I’m still me I promise 🥺

Those body editing apps showing that you can add muscles to your pictures is crazy because people will obviously know you don’t have a six pack??? 😭

Dropping off some of my poetry for my bloomfs 🩵 How deep will you go? 🌊 📖: Where the Glass Meets the Sun by Daniel Escobar

Having a dirty chai for the first time in months and preworkout has nothing on pure espresso tbh

Good morning friends 🩵

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She awaits us 🛳️

Just realized we can’t say “balloons on my page” anymore 🎈

Good morning Bluesky! Starting off my birthday with sweet birthday wishes from the beautiful people in my life and the gym so I’d say it’s going great so far. Happy Birthday to me! 🎂

Goodnight bloomfbabes 🩵

One day I’ll get around to watching Dune. That day is not today. But maybe when I’m like 60.

You guys I turn 31 in a few hours like where did the time go

I really need to stop falling for the game ads in the games that I’m already playing 😩

Facebook marketplace is wild sometimes

I love Valentine’s Day because I really enjoy the juxtaposition of these burly gruff straight men walking out of stores with soft and colorful flowers.

Happy Valentine’s Day bloomfies 🩵

I need Lana on Hot Ones.

I don’t even use Google maps so them changing the Gulf of Mexico’s name means nothing to me. It will always be the Gulf of Mexico.