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Don't look up.. .falling rats

Nice try, snowflakes.

Is it weird to anyone else that we live in a timeline where only the rich can egg your house?

Splatter is my favorite color

That was my all time favorite SuperBowl. Atleast of the ones I've skipped and watched Moana 2 instead. #noregrets #halftimeshowwas🔥

The superbowl! Filled with the eagles and their fans......and a tangerine rotting in the sun....you know I think I'll skip for the first time in 30 years.....

I used to sleep for the entire day, now I can't close my eyes without a toy being put on my face while being asked for a banana by a tiny tyrant the age of 2

People ask what it's like being a content creator. It's like anything else where there's a phone mounted near your face and you make up people who ask you questions about what's it's like to do so. But I usually say it's fun.

Art isn’t just for show—it’s the hours of unseen effort, the quiet practice before the performance. Like a pianist mastering a ballad, true artistry comes from the work you do when no one is watching. That work is what makes the performance appear effortless.

Its a big Dill.....

Remember how in the Flintstones movie Fred had an alarm clock that dropped a rock on his head....Where can I get one of those? Sears? Is Sears still open? Or did it go the way of the Dinosaur? Yabba Dabba Don't wanna get up

We need the Doctor right about now! Available in shop

@thedappermanatee.bsky.social finally tried a turkey leg in Magic Kingdom. Was delicious, especially with the seaside serenade

What if the imagineers had planned to take the star cruiser all along. What if this was a long Con to work in a themed office space..what if they never expected it to work when they built it for a resort? What if those rooms where original designed for office space and they just put a bed in there?!

And now to start a needlepoint project for a friend.

What if the imagineers had planned to take the star cruiser all along. What if this was a long Con to work in a themed office space..what if they never expected it to work when they built it for a resort? What if those rooms where original designed for office space and they just put a bed in there?!

Some dinosaurs survived the meteor. They were the engineers

The world sucks,let's paint and drink coffee till we can't afford the beans

Ride spaceship Earth, eat a turkey leg, don't punch humans...Ride Nemo, eat a turkey leg, don't punch humans....Ride Remy, eat turkey leg.....DONT 👊 HUMANS.....

Out of control is my professional organizing system

You think we're gonna call it "The Gulf of America"? We still call Down town Disney Pleasure Island....and they tried so hard to get Disney Springs to stick......

Got my haul from @thedappermanatee.bsky.social kiddo!

Disney is one of the only places in America that falling asleep on an outdoor bench isn't illegal.....take all that in

Every time I see an ad for a company that's been around forever and they've created something new. To me, it sounds like them saying. "I know we told you that old stuff was good. But it was crap, buy this new one. We promise it's good now... not like that old trash we sold you." Wash, Rinse, repeat.

Big hero 6. What a fun piece

"I feel like none of us had a moment to mourn the loss of Dinoland. So lets say our final words to Chester and Hester. Thank you for bringing Dinosaurs to Animal Kingdom. And being the classiest of the county fair games. I forgive you for the Sand Fleas." RIP

"Has anyone seen my Turkey leg? I left it at the Epcot turkey leg booth. If you could overnight that to me, I'd appreciate it."

"My Autistic friends. How does it feel to know there's a portion of the country that thinks because we have a processing disorder, we would do a very well-known historical salute on "accident"cause we are socially awkwards pandas? Like we don't still have common sense and critical thinking skills."

"My Peak Disney moment was standing in Disneyland with a turkey leg in my left hand, a pork shank in my right and a chimichanga in my back pocket. Its all been down hill from there."

In some other universe Walt Disney never lost the rights to Oswald and people are now visit The disney parks with Rabbit ears everywhere

They should close hall of presidents and make it the president robot battle attraction where you watch former presidents fight it out in robot form for the title of Mr. LINCOLN

"Be the light you wanna see in the world. Even though its mostly dumpster fires and moltave cocktails"

Are you a haunted Mansion fan?

I'm over it

Want some cookies?

I'm tired of this ride, can we E stop now?

Ohana means family

If I'm on Rednote does that make me the Dapper Dugong?

Quite the pickle we've been living this week

Who wants some girl scout cookies?

Get your calendar today

He IS real!

Tonight we learn which one of us needs a christmas ghost intervention and which do not. Im looking at you @jackblack.