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I like retro video games and weird movies, like all those broken people born in the late 80s.
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submitted 7 hours ago • 21 comments

God, Harry is so relatable

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

It’s really amazing to see the care and reverence GOG is giving to it’s Breath of Fire IV release. It’s a beautiful game that sometimes gets lost in the shuffle of great JRPGs on the PS1.

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Why?

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Fuck this guy

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I’m gonna have to play the French game, I figure it’s got to be one of these

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Broke: J'RPG Woke: Final Frenchasy Bespoke: Je suis-koden

submitted 1 day ago • 63 comments

Strawberry Herniated Disc

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The cruelty and the stupidity is the point

submitted 1 day ago • 445 comments

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Reminder that words matter. You can’t “deport” a US citizen. You might be kidnapping, disappearing, exiling, expelling, illegally removing, etc., but you’re not “deporting” a US citizen.

submitted 2 days ago • 100 comments

Brink 2: Marathon

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I am only just now realizing that Disco Elysium's name is a pun on Disco Inferno

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

I made a powerful tulpa at the park today

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Fuck yeah

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Who Remembers the Armenians? I remember them and I ride the nightmare bus with them each night and my coffee, this morning I'm drinking it with them You, murderer - Who remembers you? -Palestinian poet, Najwan Darwish

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

He's got a girl, I got a cat.

submitted 3 days ago • 25 comments

There was a fancy burger place a town over that had the worst hours, like it was constantly closed. We only ate there once, we were the only people there. We both ordered the bacon cheeseburger, it took over 30 minutes to get our food. It was unbelievably good & I’ve never had its equal.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

"they are going to end cancer research and kill its top scientists" is the kind of thing that would get you laughed out of the writer's room on saturday morning cartoons and it is literally what's happening

submitted 4 days ago • 21 comments

Probably only like a 10% chance that a Terminator robot is holding Hank Green hostage, but someone should probably check.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The fucked up thing is so many of these are in circulation because they refused to allow any of the victims to be buried in them 😞

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I’d buy this shirt but there is no way I’d actually survive the Biker Mice from Mars Bash, so it would be stolen valor. Also the price was 90 bucks so that a bit steep

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I’ll take the Pizza Baller

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Searching for housing and I just don’t know how the hell I’m going to make it work.

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“When I was a boy my gunk was as thick as roofing tar and had to be extruded forcefully by my valet” - RFK Jr as his frontal lobe melts

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Sounds like the prologue from a Friends at The Table episode

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

If they want me for Pope all they have to do is ask, I wont hardball em

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

participating in an organized boycott – not a haphazard, individual one – of a company as large as microsoft will always pose complex questions on a long enough timescale. but skipping the oblivion remaster weeks after bds declared microsoft a priority target? easy. a complete no brainer

submitted 5 days ago • 25 comments

“We need more organic components for the war machine”

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