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This is the ghraph I just referenced.

#votereform

The most Scottish sign ever #welcometoscotland

cop: do you know why I pulled you over? me: because you had an emotionally distant father, an overbearing mother, married a woman just like her, your kids hate you, and you’re taking your anger and frustration out on me? cop: [holding back tears] because your gas cap is open

Ice, water's cheese.

Are you a balsam basher? Volunteers want help to stop takeover of invasive Himalayan Balsam www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

We got word from our distributor: Amazon has refused to stream THE INVISIBLE DOCTRINE w/ @georgemonbiot.bsky.social 🤔 We take it as a compliment. You can however watch it on: • Apple TV • Google Play • YouTube Movies • Vimeo

Wonder how much that's cost them? It would have cost them probably £500 to resolve. #customerservice

#LAriots This is the threshold www.bbc.com/future/artic...

Quote of the day 'the people who built the pyramids lived in a less unequal society than we do now' open.spotify.com/episode/0ptr...

I've been working with Italians for over 10 years. The way they say focus will never not be funny. #italy #nsfw

I made a video essay explaining why, in my view, Israel is committing genocide under international law. I hope this helps frame the issue a little bit better and explain why there is a consensus among academics that this is indeed a genocide. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmCl...

My Samsung (left) is confused! The iphone (r) is accurate. Is it a settings thing? Any suggestions welcomed.

Pretty sure these articles are linked

Among the Ghost Trees - Lake Tutira, Hawke's Bay, NZ. #photography #landscape #nz #peaklight #foggymorning

One for @teamlabouruk.bsky.social to explain?

@susiedent.com what's the word for sitting too close to the arm of the settee so you can't move your arm properly to pick up your drink but you can't be arsed to shuffle across so end up wierdly contorting your shoulder & wrist before spilling said drink?

Found a parasitised aphid on the wall. Going to keep an eye on it & see what emerges #science #thelastofus

Correction. Brexit supporting Man Utd co-owner wrecks something else. www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

Temporarily confused why i couldn't eat my phone with my yoghurt spoon #doh

Applicants are required to get 75 percent of the questions right to pass

1. This is Piles Copse, the largest remaining fragment of high-ground temperate rainforest on Dartmoor. It’s a tiny speck of green in a dismal, human-made desert. Prepare yourselves for a story of breathtaking perversity, told in this thread. (There’s a one-page version at the bottom). 🧵

15 years on, 230,000 badgers dead, and no meaningful reduction in bTB in cattle. Lets end the cull now, not years down the line. Sign the petition govpetition.uk/700317

Quality graffiti in #Glasgow

I can see this journalist having a glittering career

All bases covered with the reading material at this hotel, a book on store windows & bone marrow transplant #Glasgow #goodreads

I for one am sad that #Plymouth #argyle got relegated today. Their fans have some of the best enunciation in all of football. Could hear every syllable of 'the referees a banker' #thefootball

Is the whole of the UK suffering a plague of greenfly? Can't ever remember it being like this before #greenfly

“hello, this is onlyfans technical support; have you tried turning it on and then turning it on again?”

Come on, that at least deserves a like surely?

Are you a Nazi with no sense of style? Can't afford a Tesla? Get on down to Sports Direct for all your fascist footwear needs.

He's not an American cancer, he's a fanta cyst

If you're a writer stuck for ideas can highly recommend a train journey. Preferably one when the one before has been cancelled so it's extra tense.

Whilst we're banning blaring speakers in public can we also ban people shouting at their facetime calls like it's a yoghurt pot & string phone. This womans just ruined my quiet pint

Major breakthrough as Ray from London weighs into the Trump-Putin debate by writing to the #METRO