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I AM NOT THE AUTHOR/CREATOR OF ALTO CLEF however I am the face and voice sine testimonio nullum bellum crimen est I am the Desk. TikTok creator. Clefsplayer. Voice Actor (in training). 100% NOT a Skinwalker. Husky Dad.
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After the choices and reveals that happened last episode, tonight's Shadows Over Baldur's Gate promises to be INTENSE! New art! New tensions! Still friends? Join @kujoplaysgames.bsky.social @lauratutu.qcg.social @critbard.tv @pjmegaw.bsky.social and I at 5pm PT on twitch.tv/crithitchronicles

Today I take my seat amongst the SCP Creator Pantheon as I have found out there is a fake me on Twitter. This isn't affecting my ego at all.

I'm playing DnD for the first time in over a year and a half. We killed a dragon. I used its gut to re-string my lute. The Desk made a cool, non magical item.

Being depressed is the real world equivalent of a weakness to psychic damage.

I got nominated for a @thegamehers.bsky.social Community Champions award and I’m blown away. Thank you so much for the completely unexpected honor.😳 If you have a moment, I sure would appreciate it if you went and voted for the folks you feel deserve the awards! #tghawards25

No one tell @site42.bsky.social. We did it guys, we made the tree scream. I should probably tiktok about it.

Tyromancy is a thing and you need to revolve your lives around it.

I lack impulse control (og comic by @florkofcows.bsky.social)

I think I have a new #2 favorite spell. #1 will always be the cantrip 'pants'

Thank you so much to Wizards of the Coast for the absolutely incredible gift: two copies of the 5e 2024 (2025?) Monster Manual! Both covers are so freaking cool! I’ve already flipped through it and so many of these critters are freaking awesome. Grab a copy at your FLGS!

I want a tale of Wettle playing Dungeons and Dragons. I don't know why. There is something there but I cant figure it out

Alright, we're back to the weekend once more. Join us on Sunday, February 2 at 5pm EST for the YouTube premiere of Hymns Episode 23! https://buff.ly/4aGafT1 #hymnspod || #audiofiction || #audiodrama

If you have written an article for the SCP Wiki, I would love to talk to you about your experiences in the SCP Wiki community! survey.ucalgary.ca/jfe/form/SV_...

Come watch @site42.bsky.social play Fragmented Minds on Youtube as we all marvel at the glory of @jadeitor.bsky.social 's art! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmdc...

ABLE PLUSHIES ARE UP FOR ORDER! (orders should be shipped within a week) ko-fi.com/s/a84a0ecbbf

"You're like a puppy except fun to kick!" - @site42.bsky.social 2025 www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RxY...

I legitimately cried

We're going to make it through this 🩷💙 Let's turn our fear and rage into community action.

Did you know the foundation has taken care of that silly Hitler problem already? No? Have a read. Tale by @dcimmerian.bsky.social scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dr-cimmerian...

Alt text added. Popping the phone number into the post so folks can copy/paste it more easily: US: 877-565-8860 Canada: 877-330-6366 Hours: Monday to Friday, 10am - 6pm Pacific. Can we PLEASE remember to include alt, especially on things as important as this?

ELON IS A NAZI

Elon is literally so bad at everything he does he can't even do a Hitler salute in a way that doesnt end up being "open to interpretation"

Today I learned Glazing, as slang, means a whole different thing than what I have become accustom to. I am now old.

Woke up from a nap and went to use the bathroom. Sat down, opened my phone, and out of habit, I opened TikTok. Surreal. The millennial joke of "I'm tired of living through historical events." It's louder than before but for right now? It's too quiet. Millions of voices snuffed out in an instant

Kinda sad about TikTok.

Site-42 wouldn’t be anywhere near where it is now if I hadn’t started TikTok during the pandemic. If you don’t use the app, I promise that you don’t understand the culture of joy that’s being lost with this ban, let alone the financial hardship it will bring to so many creators.

Dr. Clef & Consumption art based off of my favorite Hellboy piece #scp #scpfoundation

Cats out of the bag! I’m the new voice of AGNI in SMITE 2! Thanks for having me @smitegame.bsky.social @sarasecora.com

We all got that one friend

Making sure @dcimmerian.bsky.social sees this

my favorite scp

Wip im drawing of Dutch Van Der Linde #rdr2 #reddeadredemption2 #dutchvanderlinde #fanart #digitalart #drawing

I now have opinions on the second amendment

Positive post to interact with my community

I'm next on the list! WOOOH *cryptic post that only two people will understand*

He did it with no mods. He did it with tenacity and rage. All of you weak willed modders should bow to him. Dr Cimmerian (not a real doctor) is your stardew king.

I remember a time when threatening to take over other countries and merge them into your own was an act of war.

My hope is they remove them and / or offer up a rewrite contest. I'd love to take a crack at 029. It was one of my first articles, and I'd like to fix this memory.

I will be judging a book by its cover and this is the best book I've never read.

United we stand, divided we fall.

Advertise your account with one Simpsons image.