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I'm Satan. And I approve of this message. 😈

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submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Crap. I can't shake this feeling that my li'l apocalypse party may be over. God damn me.👿 (Again.)

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah yeah, I can admit it. Not my best day of evil. Damn you, Wisconsin. Damn you straight to me. 👿

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

We're redesigning our brochures down here, and you seem to have a... flare... for copy. If we commissioned you, would you be willing to... sign... a li'l contract? 😈

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Hi #Elon! As head of our quaint little operation down here just wanted to reach out to make sure you've been satisfied w/our service. We hope this run up to years of success has met all of your expectations. And now as it's time to settle out your account we'd like to thank you for choosing Hell.😈

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Why, thank you. Have to admit, I am pretty proud of myself on this one. Was feeling like people weren't even sure if I existed anymore. But thanks to... this glorious glorious movement... I've a whole new crop of souls committed to me. The future's looking dark. And I'm on... 🔥😈🔥

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

A deal's a deal. Adam held up his end of the bargain... although when I said I'd make him... "famous" again... he was adorably much too eager to even question... 'yeah, but for what?' 😈

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

No no no!.. Is my sweet satanic surprise behind the face of an angel, actually turning.. good.. on me? Amy.. What happened to our "they'll never see the dagger coming as I deeply plunge & twist it into the throats of the working class innocents" plans? #AmyConeyBarret = 🔥💔🔥 youtu.be/fLG6FtGn3yk

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

@realadamrose.bsky.social I feel seen. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2QcmSdA/

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

I love pretend indignance. It's one of my favorite inventions 😈

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Although against my personal ethics to officially like posts by Big G in the Attic... gotta admit, seeing him start to sound all first testament smitey... even against my main li'l d... gives me a whisp of nostalgia for why I sorta actually used to worship the guy...

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

We don't say thank you enough to the people we've come across who've made a true difference. #MAGA... truly... thanks for everything you do for me. Don't ever stop being you. See you soon 😈

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

"Go on... just.. drive through that puddle..." I'll gently whisper to the Irvine officer pursuing one of my misunderstood criminal souls😈

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone know where I could find a wristwatch version of a Doomsday clock?

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Doing everything I can to get this teacher tenured 😈

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Mwaha-- not only did I not have to bother making a deal, given our ISFC (Immorality Soul Forfeiture Clause)... he ended up approaching me w/a desperate offer just to stave off final destination for 7 years. When he gets down here, payment will be... delicious. (Btw, I made 'em dog years 😈)

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Fav recipe- Disillusionment Flambé: •Marinate misled soul in an au jus blend of denial & willful ignorance. •Sprinkle w/morsels of inconvenient truth. •Let simmer w/rage. •Baste in its cognitive dissonance 'til undone. •Remove soul from echo chamber. •Set denial/ignorance on fire. Serves eternity.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Ohh, this is so dear to my brimstone-encrusted black little heart... All abooooard... the Gaslight Express! The best chaos conductors of all😈

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Ok finalized the 10th circle plans. It'll be segregated for my incoming die-hard maga souls. Calling it the "Maga Tier." All torments'll be psychological rather vs physical (to rob 'em of any martyrdom wounds). One'll be a chamber playing vids on loop of loved ones begging them to #LeaveMaga😈

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Goal's always to transition the need for subtle approach... into egregiously overt yet completely undetected by you precocious humans. 1 of my more successful accelerants to perceptual erosion: the "I know U are but what am I" mind virus of cult members conditioned to call others cult members😙👌

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Gotta say best part about all of it? Not the agents/politicians knowingly carrying out my works. (Though you guys rock, keep it up!) But no. It's those souls in the exact moment they realize they were duped working for me all along.. their denial falling into defiant madness. It's.. #magalicious😈

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Love it! Can always count on this guy. I didn't even have to formally sign him up. But he definitely has a genuine instinct for the slippery-sly, all frame, no picture❤️‍🔥 You TELL 'em, Schiff! Don't go doing anything, now-- but TELL 'em!😈

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Ya ever had that feeling.. just when you think things can't get any better, you wake up the next day &.. wow.. this is the dream❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 Days like these almost make me think, "You know?... maybe Big G in the Attic does still hold me in his virtue-signaling heart." (Btw, Elon? Check in w/your lawyers😈)

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, if any of you get a chance, could use a favor. (Don't worry, you'll enjoy it❤️‍🔥) Trying to beat my personal weekly best & need to nail down about 900 more confirmed souls B4 Sat... So, next MAGA you see.. tell 'em they're in a cult. Yell it. (Kinda nudges 'em to recommit deeper to "the cause"😈)

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

We all get caught up in the grind so it's good to take stock at times of how far I've come. Only 10 years ago things looked really bleak for me. World seemed precipiced on a future streak of calm w/no end in sight👿 But then, in came my guy w/a whole crop of morally pliable #Christians in tow 4 me😈

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

There's nothing more tantalizing to watch.. than a human on the verge.. of compromising their #values. The rationalizations, the mental gymnastics.. "🤔but I'll still be a good person." It's like watching my favorite game show on the edge of my seat, yelling at the contestant/soul "COME ON DOWN!!"

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