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The best part about this boycott for me was realizing I already shop local or black for majority of my purchases 🤗

The amount of positivity and comedy that exists on this app… Never change

We are all in the house picking up new hobbies and taking care of plants

Solo Leveling 🤣🤣🤣

This started as a way to listen to my spirit and prove to myself that I could do it … I don’t think I’ll ever go back !

I AM OFFICIALLY 30 DAYS SOBER IN THIS HO 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

Why was the show about the Huxtables called the Cosby Show ?

I had a dude call me mommy … I ain’t never got up so quick .. like sir go to therapy and talk to yo mama… call me when you can slap my ass and call me a nasty bitch like a normal person

Yall be trying to heal yall childhood traumas in the bedroom and wondering why relationship dynamics be strange.

You ever wake up thinking it’s the middle of the night so you fuck yourself back to sleep and then your alarm goes off 🤦🏾‍♀️ like bruuuuuhhh

To be an American is so bougie ghetto

My story is truly one of God’s intention

“No more rewrites just because someone misread us”

Hey guys! So my name is Makiah Malan, I am a performance and slam poet, an author, and writer! Ive been a writer my whole life but a poet for about 4 years and I was regionally ranked #19 in the #SoFried regional poetry slam in 2024. I will be featured in this year’s ‘For A Better World 2025’

High school vs now !

This is the week where I stay consistent on my socials and promote my book that releases next month !

25 days sober lil bish and I can’t see myself ever going back !!! We love it here. I perform better, I feel more confident, I’m more connected to my daughter, I’ve lost weight, so many blessings have opened up!

A high of 23 degrees is absurd

Manifesting full time writer, performer, and mom.

I can’t wait to be able to say 30 days sober! Day 21 of sobriety and I no longer crave alcohol, I’m falling in love with sober me! Whats crazy is I thought I was drinking because of all of this anxiety but I haven’t had much anxiety in the past week

Is this what parenthood going to be like ? 😅 I typically get up every morning & make her breakfast & lunch for the day. Otp with one my mom friends & she mentions how she meal preps. So my goofy ssa decided to meal prep all of her “favorites” Only for her to hate those foods this week 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤣😅

What’s crazy is the one person I’ve dated that has ever made me feel protected, provided for, and feminine was another female

Up editing videos for my book !

Moms who are boycotting Amazon & Walmart … where do you get your bulk diapers ?

I wish we ride for eachother like we do in February all year around

I want to take a bubble bath but I’m very cozy & comfortable in bed

Idk how people keep up, scrolling, posting, commenting, living, working, self caring, pursuing dreams …. Where is the time? Where is the energy? Sharing is caring 🤣🤣🤣

I need somebody to just follow me around and post my thoughts and content for me … i be doing too much but I promise I’m so funny and insightful 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♀️

Really taking control over my life has been feeling amazing, draining but good

But id be lying if i said i didnt want a double Woodford poured neat with a splash of water

I’m so proud of myself

I just got offered free liquor from a friend that doesn’t know about my sobriety journey and I’ve never felt so tempted but I am still 16 days strong 💪🏾

I think I gotta go gumball

Stillness