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Professional cloud painter and part-time ninja. I once taught a goldfish to play chess and can make pancakes fly. Living life like a disco ball in a library—sparkly and slightly confusing!
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May America be as fortunate as that Delta jet in Toronto—everyone walks away safely, but the right wing disappears forever.

Don't Fuck with Canada

OK, Snow. I've had enough.

Happy Flag Day Canada!

I swear, you can’t make this shit up.

The train has no breaks and is about to derail.

They are coming for you Elon. They know what you did.

Dear Red States; The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed.

To people worldwide—forget American goods.

Sharpshooter

Way to end the week you incompetent FOOL. www.thedailybeast.com/farmers-plea...

Nation Vies For   Approval Of Cool Dog theonion.com/nation-...

Call to action #E3 #USprotests #endimpunity #5050

Sorry America, we won't buy your stuff anymore. Sincerely, your neighbor Canada

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He has concepts of a plan.

You don't make friends with Tariffs.

This illustration is still relevant after all these years...

America, did you NAZI that coming?

I just donated half of the Doug Ford election bribe I received in the mail the other day to the Ontario NDP party. The other half is going towards local causes.

Yes please! www-deutschlandfunk-de.translate.goog/frueherer-bu...

Yeah, but why bother?

This smooth-brain mouth breather. It's only a matter of time until he lands back in prison.

Dougie's 2025 to do list: - Mail $200 bribe to every person eligible to vote - check - Call early election - check

"People power is the only antidote to corporate capture. We need to organize the billions against the billionaires." Read economics commentator @graceblakeley.bsky.social's first column for Zeteo. It's brilliant and timely.

I'm just going to leave this here! Video @mikestuchbery.bsky.social ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️

Vote for a criminal, expect a crime spree.

“We must especially beware of that small group of selfish men who would clip the wings of the American eagle in order to feather their own nests.” ~President Franklin Delano Roosevelt, January 6, 1941

A convicted criminal President pardoning convicted criminals? What could possibly go wrong?

"The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin

Brave Bird!

Hey Joe, come on over to bsky.app!

Snowflake www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump...

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This is my surprised Pikachu face. www.bbc.com/news/article...

34 time convicted felon and adjudicated rapist Donald J. Trump promises to bring back law and order. Let that sink in.

If anyone thinks there will be free and fair elections in 2028, I have a bridge to sell you.

Back on the grind tomorrow

Can't unsee this.

It took Nazis 78 years but they finally captured the United States.

Holy Hell. Elon just showed everyone his true self.

Zuckerbucks: "Honestly Priscilla, I wasn't looking at her Tits."

He's checking in with his home planet

Looks like Elon's Space X secured Government funding to claim Mars for the USA and Trump. Elon, please be the Alpha that you know you are and be the first to set foot on Mars. www.kaaltv.com/news/politic...