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thedougdimmadome.bsky.social
My pronouns are no/pls do not perceive me
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Y'all think that it's eugenics to aim for a specific astrological sign for your kid?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

How do I attach a GoPro to my cock, mine keeps falling off

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I look like the artist who drew me was depressed, y'all look like a bitmoji.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I only got macrowaves in my house, gotta keep that small shit off my mind. Big picture

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I put my Christmas tree up in April and I go down in May, you wouldn't believe the crazy shit I use for ornaments

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I read my newspaper everyday but my thumbs stay clean, the only ink I see is the 20 dollar bill tattooed on my twinks dick

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

My friend asked if I wanted to get some ranma with her, I thought she misspoke and meant ramen. But then she tossed some water on our waitress and asked him out

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I got cake on my waist, my plate, and my cock. My bread is buttered on both sides

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING NEWS: Trump opened a new wing in Guantanamo for people taller then him

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Googling, "how to get my wife to peg me but not ask me to take off my big cowboy hat?"

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I gotta be real... Those fake ass mobile games, I don't feel like they look good in the first place. Crazy they got homelander

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments