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Mostly Toys from the Neon 90s. GI Joe, Lego, Gundam, Transformers, The Corps!, ExoSquad, TMNT, Star Trek, etc. Some opinions on music and sports. he/him
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It’s an “ALF mug full of Carlo Rossi” type of day

Sir I’ve been told that Canada has won in overtime

CANADA

Ca-Na-Da! Ca-Na-Da! Ca-Na-Da!

if they think that by privatizing everything public i love and use they'll get me to spend money with those private companies instead then they don't know me at all. i once drove to another state to buy public cheese. all they'll do is make me more annoying

This is MSIA Gundam Dynames from 2007. I was predisposed to hating this toy. It's my favorite of the 00 S1 MC mobile suits, but all of the other toys in this ranged I've opened fucking suck. You can say they're overly ambitious. They're also floppy, fiddly, and frustrating. Piss poor toys.

he’s gonna mow down cobra. he’s gonna kick their grasses. he’s a teammate you can really lawn on. Pathfinder v1 1990 7/10

into it

When it rains, it pours Gundam merchandise, in this Asahi Graph photo-essay from 1981: the peak of the Gundam phenomenon. This was the room of a high schooler who ran a fan club. Much of this stuff is worth a small fortune now.

This was supposed to be a Major Bludd photo but I also just learned that 1984 Megatron’s kibble can be assembled as a cannon that seats a 3 3/4” figure and i wanted to flex. anyway, Major Bludd v4 2000 is a 6/10

I thought this Matchbox 20 song was Hootie and the Blowfish at first and I am not sure which outcome is worse

Tonight's Rarities Rewind looks at some Baron Ironblood accessory variants: forgotten--figures.blogspot.com/2023/06/rari... Lots of oddball variants for this guy. #GIJoe

An old dude outside the bar just now told me a bunch of oddly homophobic Star Trek jokes… but they were actually kind of funny and endearing?? I don’t know what’s going on anymore.

I’m almost sad I have so many weekend plans because these are just sitting here waiting for me.

#NoContextValentines

Just saw a Gen Z “hardcore” band with a projector screen behind them featuring their lyrics and a WR code. They used the word “queef” in two different songs. What a world.

shockwave is a swirly glasses anime girl to me

Really makes you think

Well, my heat crapped out on the coldest day of the year. But fuck yeah, new 4.5" Star Trek figures!

Incredible image alert

Any response you get in a dating app could easily be a Gundam quote

Just four 40 year old men playing Mario Golf with the motion controls and listening to Rilo Kiley. Totally normal behavior.

My solemn vow to myself is that while democracy is burning that tonight I am going to get very high and listen to the first four Metallica albums

Rock n roll pumpkin (say it again)

Instagram just sent me a notification that was like “wow! About 300 people saw this photo and you have 3k followers! Pay to boost it now!” lol. lmao even.

So happy these items from @bajoran-orbison.bsky.social arrived before I left for Star Trek Cruise VIII

The good lord took Marianne Faithfull but left us with Kid Rock

No, you move.

It feels nice standing out in the snow and smoking a cigarette tbh

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

A banner night for my neighborhood dive’s jukebox