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theebitchywitch.bsky.social
she/it 23 spoonie the chronically illest ur favorite virgo
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arby’s may have the meats… but do they have my will to live?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

just had my last injection for my hair and now we’re letting it grow naturally who cheered??

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t need therapy I need to punch a Nazi

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I want to be the type of girl people write poems about I don’t want to just be hot or cute, I want to be compared to the moonlight I don’t want to just be nice and funny, I want to be told how I bright up a room with my presence I don’t want to just be loved, I want to be truly appreciated

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

idk why I cough so much *hits vape* like my throat is burning and I don’t know why *chugs energy drink* and I’m super congested *eats food that triggers my acid reflux* and I’m losing my voice *screams at the top of my lungs* I genuinely don’t know what it could be

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

what I lack in body and mind I compensate in spirit (joking about my chronic illnesses and trauma)

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I’m so tired of dating apps where else can I meet cute older men :(

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

personally I like to call it jalapeño popper season but to each their own

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I need a non committal non monogamous bf where I’m his favorite and he’s mine but we’re more like best friends who hook up from time to time so we have other partners too but also he calls me his wifey but playfully because I don’t wanna get married

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

I think it already is. But seriously. Don’t call them names. We want the door open for them when they realize the mistake they made. We are for a better America. Not a vindictive America

submitted 22 days ago • 6041 comments

I’ll be doing monthly updates to see how my sex life is going to be this year 👍

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I want to be excited for this but after they fired Melissa for being anti genocide… it’s disappointing. no matter how many legacies they bring back, boycotting this movie for Palestine 🇵🇸

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

what if when hanging out as a group, one of the girls has an alarm that goes off and then says “its keagle time ladies”

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

look, I can handle one or two coyotes, I leave them alone and they’ll leave me alone. I heard one of them howl and a whole bunch start barking, yall am I cooked?! I am in my car during my break at work during a night shift btw

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

should I do a tattoo tour here

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

AWAWA

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

hello people :D

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments