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I need your help, but there will be caveats - My Best Friends

Can't spell hatred without red hat.

An empty barrel makes the most noise.

I swear Trump could tell them he changed the lightbulb and these idiots would be there clapping in the dark - Internet Stranger

Skunked and no bitty bites.

"Grandaddy was a complicated man." Your G-pa beat your mother, aunt, uncle, and grandmother. He was openly racist and proudly admitted he broke laws to serve himself as sheriff. He should be shamed in death.

Slugging thru the day

#caturday Old school Poopie

Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented. - Elie Weisel

In a world of uncertainty... be like G.I. Robot

Actively bullying nazi sympathizers happens to be on my bingo card for 2025

Weak-minded men and their strong opinions.

I'll take that as a yes.

Sergeant Gonell @sergeantaqgo.bsky.social sent me this picture. This is his call log. Each call is an automated Dept of "Justice" notification saying "The defendant you testified against is being released from the dept of corrections." Each defendant assaulted him.

What else is there to say? Dude hit the one armed Frankenstein day 1

All these "macho" guys out here calling dudes betas and sheep. Only to turn around and do what these "macho" guys say, can only enjoy hobbies they tell them to. Grade A losers

After 5pm supper, I will remove my dentures and weep.

Bolts game with fairy godmother. Ignore the haters.

You wanna be funny. I got jokes...

Lumpia from the best Pinoy ever!

The "Shut up and dribble" crowd.

These Cybertrucks are kinda small in person.

It's Merry Christmas! Not Happy Holidays!!! - Chronically Unhappy People

Company Christmas Party was a hit. Open bar dude!!!

Bill Burr is a legitimate comedian. He doesn’t need to do podcasting and make political alliances to bolster his career. The real problem is that people listen to Rogan instead of legitimate media. Unfortunately, that’s not really Rogan’s fault.

"I voted Trump" has the same energy as "I failed an open book test"

I worked on this wayyyyy too long. Still got the photo. Circa 2012

Seriously, what do you think Jesus would do if he saw a Trump Bible in your house?

Bruh, ur playing a $60. No need to curse the dealer out.

It's not so bad once you get past the muffled screams and hi speed drills

Drive a total of 4 hours to hang for 2. Woulda driven 40.

I graduated in '03, we had all sorts of wild music and mentalities. School shootings became a thing then. 9/11 happened at that time. Respect others and don't trust the status quo. It pains me to see all my non-conforming friends become boot lickers. Completely betraying passion for comfort.

Stayed home sick yesterday and got to hit the nostalgia button; Watching "The Price us Right" and Tony Hawk pops up for a commercial, selling joint supplements (not the left-handed kind). That target demographic hit below the belt. 👶🏾>>>>👴🏽🛹

The lady at the epicenter of this core memory is Yaya. She always made me feel this way. The world feels less awesome now that she is gone.

"Probably been under this bridge more than over it" -TB

it's DEION-ized, not deIONized for this slow minded guy.

Kendrick new album came out... lord, help me.

My 76yo neighbor has this 1965 Mustang and has a 2nd degree black belt in karate. Guy's got 2 ways of breaking necks.