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#AuDHD. #Goose. Scorpio. Dog mom, pibble advocate, shelter volunteer. I run when I can. Not a cook. Office▫️bed▫️mountains. ~ Always almost there. Someday I will lay my head down. Keep my hands sewn on, Lord; I need them still.
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submitted 4 hours ago • 6 comments

Progress: Published my AirBnb listing today. Hopefully I can at least replace J's half of the mortgage/bills til I decide whether to sell, or what. Asked a friend to take J's place for Goose MSG and she said YES. So I'm having a girlie weekend in NYC??!! I've never even had a girls' *night*!! ♀️

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

Totally normal thing to include in a medical exam memo. www.bbc.com/news/article...

submitted 10 hours ago • 76 comments

I asked "Do you hear SQUIRRELS?" and this was their response 😂

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

Do teenagers still cut your lawn for cash? Because now that I've paid so much money to have the yard completely cleaned up, I'd like it to stay this way. But I don't want to hire a whole crew to come out here every month to do it.

submitted 19 hours ago • 3 comments

“BRING HIM HOME” 🔥

submitted 1 day ago • 615 comments

Holy shit “Greg Pearre, a career civil servant who led an IT team working on the agency’s data systems, was removed over his opposition to a DOGE plan to cut off immigrants from key financial services”

submitted 1 day ago • 41 comments

Normally I'd say anti-platforming arguments fall apart when you're talking about interviews with public officials who deserve accountability, but you really need to handle RFK Jr. differently. Like giant flashing red text on screen saying "This guy is a lying freak." www.cbsnews.com/news/rfk-jr-...

submitted 20 hours ago • 10 comments

I don't think I'm going to be able to see Bella and Bubby anymore, guys. It's too hard for me to see Jackson and have him be so cruel and indifferent towards me over and over and over again. Every week, I forget...and every weekend I have to relive it. The dogs are here with me now but I just can't.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I only have to stay alive for 18 more days and then I can take my daughter off my oldest life insurance policy, cash that shit out, and not only save myself the monthly premium but have a cushion to help me weather the seemingly endless shitstorm the last 6 months have dumped on me.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

strange women lying in ponds distributing swords starting to look like a reasonable basis for a system of government

submitted 3 days ago • 32 comments

Diagnosis: narcissism and full of revenge

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

One of my few gfs called me at 11am as I was procrastinating actually doing any of the things. I don't usually answer the phone, but I did for her. Put on my earbuds cuz I knew it was gonna be a marathon. 4 HOURS later I'd cleaned out a closet and 2 dressers, and fully set up my Airbnb bathroom 💪🏼

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

My dad's Aura frame auto-reminding me to upload photos is killing me. I DON'T HAVE ANY NEW PHOTOS, DAD, MY HUSBAND LEFT ME AND HAS THE DOGS AND I CAN'T GET OUT OF THE HOUSE BECAUSE MY BACK IS SO FUCKED UP so unless you want to see pix of my dirty dishes or the garbage I can't carry out, please stop

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

“I’ve been disappeared because a rainforest killing plagiarism machine picked me out of a hat”, coming to a dystopia near you

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

The Syrian Arabic word for a hamster is أبو جراب (abu jrab), where jrab refers to a pouch/saddlebag/tote. And abu often means “father of,” but can also function as a general honorific (like “mister”). So it’s not too big a stretch to say the Syrian Arabic word for a hamster means “Mister Saddlebags”

submitted 1 day ago • 304 comments

Night Night, Blue Sky Walkers, sleep tight.😴 Sunset over my beloved Blue Ridge Mountains, NC.

submitted 2 days ago • 322 comments

Here's the reality: they've backed themselves into a corner. If they bring him home there will be hell to pay. It's clear that they believe that the lesser hell is not bringing him home. So we need to make that hell the worse hell. Start calling and screaming at all of your representatives now! 1/2

submitted 2 days ago • 939 comments

Our local manufacturing capacity is increasing. We’ve produced a similar but sturdier Cybertruck, named the Bergerblock (Left Photo.) We’ve also produced a facsimile of the humans we expect to purchase our Bergerblocks. Our artisan designer named it “Fragilis Masculinis” which is Latin, we think.

submitted 2 days ago • 55 comments