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New article out from my conversation with Union II head coach, Ryan Richter as he heads into his first season with the second team. #Doop #BabySnakes

Hell yeah #Doop #Union2 @bridgebrigade.bsky.social

And that's because Pro-Rel is mechanism of the sporting feudal system, where only a couple of lords are allowed to thrive and the rest of the serfs must spend all of their money just to stay alive, therefore preventing any challenge to the establishment order.

Ever wonder what former Philadelphia Union fan favorite Ilsinho has been up to since retiring from soccer? He's now making on-air appearances with TNT Sports Brasil as an ambassador for São Paulo in Brasil. For Philadephia he made 144 apperances. #doop

Union get 3 points in their first match of the 2025 MLS season. We recap the match in an all new article out now at @totwag.bsky.social. #DOOP theoneteamweagreeon.com/2025/02/23/u...

According to Allan Chapman, stopping a promising attack is no longer a card-worthy offense. I guess they can choose not to enforce the Laws of the Game, so for PRO they’re the Sorta Guidelines But Only If You Feel Like It of the Game.

There ain’t no outfit like the victory outfit cause the victory outfit’s fucking sick. #DOOP

I still hate Ernst Tanner

Holy shit. Michelob Ultra figured out the secret to Messi winning a playoff series… playing a bunch of normal people who aren’t professional athletes. What a commercial

Orlando SC - *Have never lost a season opener* Philadelphia motherfucking Union tonight - #DOOP

One mistake each but Makhanya and Westfield were really really good. Glesnes damn near perfect. Andre Blake is Andre Blake. #DOOP

Carnell is definitely just “yes man” Jim Curtin but guess what. Jim Curtin was a really good coach.

FRANKIE WESTFIELD ASSIST. Put some fucking respect on his name. #DOOP

Scumbag Schlegel at it again.

Are you fucking kidding me? PRO are fucking awful, man #DOOP

I swear to god if they hurt Frankie

Really odd they have Glesnes lifted as LCB and Makhayna at RCB on the broadcast sheets

Frankie Westfield getting a start is like a goddamn Christmas morning for me. I’m so damn happy for him

FRANKIE IS STARTING!!!! 💙 #DOOP

FRANKIE WESTFIELD IS STARTING

The GOAT

This is an incredible move BTW

Link and post. Thought the @philadelphiaunion.com turned a corner and we're gunna start posting the same things here they post everywhere else. Guess I was wrong #Doop www.philadelphiaunion.com/news/philade...

A story of a guy calling his cat inside

they might play sports in philadelphia but they dont play games

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Excited to share that I will also be contributing to MLS's website during matchdays this season. My work with AAT Sports and my own Substack will continue. Thank you all for your support over the past few seasons. I’m eager to cover the team and league this year. #doop #MLS 📷: Philadelphia Union

LET'S TALK ABOUT BRUNO! We have signed Bruno Damiani in a club record-breaking transfer fee through 2028. 📝 philaunion.co/welcome-bruno #DOOP

Hang the banner #DOOP

Thoughts and Prayers to the New England Revolution