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Bryan • 35m • Poly • NSFW • I’m usually talking about my wife, girlfriend, baseball, Magic, or metal • @revengeofthegal.bsky.social 💍 @sweetteebird.bsky.social 🩷
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I needed a reminder that maybe things aren’t so bad here. I really thought this was the breakout year for all that talent in Baltimore

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Dodging allegations daily that I am a sex cult leader as I am dating and living with two women who want to change their first and last name

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I have been workshopping a joke here for 20 minutes and got nothing. I am ashamed of myself

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“When you are talking about wieners that big” Go on Townsend

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They killed the Freedom 100 for this

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All early 2000s rap and hiphop sound like it apart of the live action Scooby-Doo movie soundtrack

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Works with ‘89 babies too We were all 10 in 2000

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The early drafts of the now iconic Pokemon logo are uncomfortably bad

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I was trying to make fun of Linkin Park and ended up doing Papa Roach lyrics instead lol nu metal sucks

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If you were ever curious, deodorant does not cover up stress sweat

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The Hurricanes are 0-14 in conference final games because they should have never left Hartford

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I am looking for a meme/photo of two guys sending selfies back and forth within a text message with the context of their faces are next to girl’s butts and they are smiling

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I just want to have unprotected sex with partners and take a nap

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I thought crushing a homerun over the Green Monster was impressed until I realized it’s like 35 feet closer than all other fields so it cancels itself out

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I’ll fist fight someone for a Hello Kitty night at PNC Park

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Pirates won two games in a row as the city is about to get hit with tornadoes the universe is pissed

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Oh right it’s Wednesday

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I require nuggies and snuggies

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Happy Downfall of Penske Motorsports Day to all those that celebrate

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Being under lights hurts

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Are we…. are we currently Bucn??????

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Connor Joe is a Reds???

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Good evening

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Keep thinking about if the Pirates made the Wildcard again the city would implode

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Thinking about that minor league baseball team that did an OnlyFans night

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If they trade Skenes I am here for Cutch’s final home game then I am tuned the fuck out and becoming a casual fan of 4 other teams instead

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It should be like 6-0 panthers btw

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What a fucking wet fart

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(not) Marco’s year

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Nothing like Team Penske altering the rules in the moment

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Indy 500 qualifying for Pole is usually more exciting than the race as of late

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Why does the grass in the field in Phili always look like absolute shit

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Rip

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Mad lol

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Just took a 4 hours nap ama

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