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Australia’s Favourite Dave and Guatemala’s Fave Dave. I've never been to either place. avi by nature Linky to my brain stuffs: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao77jomek3o
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Roses are red Fire is flame If you're reading this You just lost the game.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Elon Musk is the only person alive who can make wielding a chainsaw look incredibly lame.

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

It was the worst of times, it was the holy smokes how much worse are things gonna get of times.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

My Zoom band will be called A Little Off Beat.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

A group of republicans is called a plague or a reich.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Use cold brew coffee as the water for making a pot of hot coffee for a quick cardiac arrhythmia.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Winamp really whips the llama's ass.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

In college my nickname was Sweet Dave because of my blood sugar.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Change one word of a movie to make it better. The movie has to have more than two words in the title, no cheating! I'll start: Snow White and the Seven Daves.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Davecation, all I ever wanted

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Never tell someone to calm their tits. It's not their fault you're udderly befuddled.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

IMDB is short for "I'm Dave, baby!"

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Dear Bluesky, Please add group DM rooms. I understand why you don't want photos in rooms because of ⚡men⚡ sending their ⚡junk⚡ but why no chatrooms? Sincerely, Your favorite Dave (not mine), Dave.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

DD is short for Designated Dave.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Languages are crazy! Did you know that in Canada they don't have a term for, "medical debt?"

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I wish life would give me lemons. Everything is so expensive right now.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

In an alternate universe, Bruce Wayne was scared of banana spiders and he became BANANAMAN. He had a banana phone and a banana car and he threw bananarangs.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Bananas is short for 🎶B A N-A N-A S🎶

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

A banana a day keeps Doctor Zaius away.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I hate when people send cards with platitudes. I get that they are weird mammals with duck bills and claws I don't need to be reminded.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Charles Dickens used to write porn parodies of his own work under the pen name Chuck Dickin'.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

You don't have to agree with me on everything but you do have to keep your shitty opinions to yourself.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

When life gives you nothing make lemons.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Look what I found with my foot.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Is it too late to say that Scoob may be the most important movie ever made? I don't want to be called a bandwagon jumper.

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I'm getting old. I think I'm a week away from believing conspiracy theories and TYPING IN ALL CAPS!

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

When you get old you have to be careful when you relax so you don't get a destress fracture.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment