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Ex-Standup --> competitive Smash Ult (Samus). I post pictures of my dog, shitpost comments, badmouth Tesla/Elon, and spam foxes. Coal enthusiast.
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Shivon Zilis says she had a fourth child with Musk. This comes after the pair named one of their first kids with a name that Grimes, a different Elon partner, had reserved for her own child. It also follows a different woman, Ashley St. Clair, revealing that Musk fathered her child a few weeks ago.

Oh you could say I dabble in Photoshop #teslatakedown @niedermeyer.online

I'm not hung up on the whole "masculine energy" thing, but if I were the contrast between a humble, steadfast leader trying to defend his people from an unprovoked invasion and comfortable, cowardly blowhards trying to humiliate him into surrender would have me thinking hard about how I define it.

New Yorker's editor-in-chief David Remnick expresses frustration with Democratic Party leadership, asking "when is the opposition going to come?" He then criticizes Hakeem Jeffries' remark that one shouldn't swing at every pitch, saying: "What pitch are the Democrats going to swing at finally?"

I feel this was the best social media post I’ve ever made.

I'm almost impressed by the 3-layered bullshit of these "Epstein Files": 1. Instead of putting the files online for all to see, a single centralized group gets them. 2. And it's not even a group of competent journalists—it's people like the LibsOfTikTok lady. 3. And the documents...aren't even new?

As I warned: it's the bullshit "Twitter files" all over again. Take uninteresting, unsurprising documents, give them to the dumbest, most gullible people... And watch them craft conspiracy theories out of their own ignorance.

The mass adoption of generative AI tools is always bad news, whether in China, the US, or anywhere else. I can understand China’s pride at showing up US AI companies, but that doesn’t mean they should be reckless.

Is no one at @arstechnica.com mgmt even remotely curious why their Space Editor, Eric Berger, will shit out endless gadfly gossip stories but ignores Elon Musk grooming interns or commiting one of the most egregious acts of government fraud in recent history to benefit SpaceX (a space company btw)?

"It's sad for me that we live in a world where people are willing to do some damage, or spread some hate" buddy, that's exactly what the spit is for

Just got fired from being a freshman football coach, if you want to know what MAGA does to communities. They don’t care about what helps people, because the school is certainly not going to find an ex-NFL player willing to coach there at that level, they only care about trying to hurt people.

at that time, he had already been donating tens of millions to GOP causes & candidates, WSJ would later report. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

Tesla stock has been falling sharply, but it's reached the 200 day moving average, a critical psychological breaking point for traders. That means we can't get complacent. The most important moment to sell Tesla stock is right now. This week. Flush this turd before it fights back! #TeslaTakedown

BREAKING: The mass firing of upwards of 1,800 workers at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, including top climate scientists and weather forecasters, has begun. The firings reportedly include workers at the National Weather Service.

It’s always a pleasure to have @niedermeyer.online on the show, but especially as Elon Musk remakes the US government, we need to understand there are means at our disposal to curtail his power by targeting his companies — Tesla in particular.

The lawsuit about this is going to be real fun, especially considering the tweets Musk is posting where he straight up brags about his no-bid corruption being a direct result of his role in the government

Five alarm fire. www.politico.com/news/2025/02...

Bezos' recent choices are part of a 40+ year conservative and corporatist war on informed consensus, turning the entirety of U.S. media and journalism into an engagement chasing infotainment slop and distraction machine

Wow, there are currently 86 different planned #TeslaTakedown actions listed at teslatakedown.com. Just incredible how much momentum we've built over just two weeks! Keeping this momentum growing is critical to the strategy, so find your local event, start one yourself, and bring all your friends!

Once again, just like with Musk and Twitter, these fucking idiots don't understand what was already happening, rip it down, and then try to rebuild the same thing, but way dumber, because they can't understand nuance and complexity.

Yes, I’m sure people are underserved by arguments for free markets and personal liberty in the United States.

Elon Musk's only profitable company, Tesla, has created a cumulative grand total net income of $34 billion in its more than 20 years of existence. That's less than the total amount of US federal subsidies his empire has collectively received. The economics of Elon Musk are as bad as the politics.

Immediately jumping to blaming individuals and threatening punishment before a root cause investigation started is literally the exact opposite of what you do in any risk based framework. Anyways

The new DOGE administrator, who the White House only named after media pressure, told associates she did not know she would be named publicly to the position. She’s currently scheduled to be on vacation in Mexico. Meet Amy Gleason. We’ve been tracking her for a bit. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/02...

i keep seeing the right argue that the nazi salutes are "trolling." i think there's some truth to that, but know what exactly is being mocked. they aren't mocking the idea that they could be nazis, they're mocking the idea that they should care one way or the other.

This is an INCREDIBLY serious story for Washington, DC. There is one prosecutor for DC: the federal/DOJ US Attorney for DC. That's a Trump-appointed position now. The Trump appointee is corrupt, venal, MAGA. Here the DC police wanted to prosecute a crime, and the Trump USAO SAID NO. 1/

Cool, cool. Nothing to see here folks.

if you look closely you can see just the faintest, adorable little hint of a backbone forming over at CBS

39% of Toyota sales in 2024 were hybrids. In Europe, 31% of 2024 car sales were hybrids while only 15% were BEVs. BEVs are a losing proposition for the average consumer who doesn't have a charging station at their apartment or can't afford the average $45,000 cost.

Yes.

oh cool I’ve been meaning to learn anxiety

Treating Elon Musk as the equivalent of a malign foreign actor seems to be the only prudent approach at this moment.

Musk already had basically free reign to boss the FAA (and FCC) around but he is now just removing even the pretense of checking boxes. Even normie Republicans can see how obviously corrupt this is

Also wrote about the John Oliver episode and how it was basically a much funnier, more well produced version of a bunch of Techdirt articles from recent years. www.techdirt.com/2025/02/24/j...

the bubble shall pop the hype artists shall scurry the tech press will pretend they didn't help inflate it

$TSLA just said it's about launch a soft version of FSD in China - it's off pre-mkt lows veteran watchers know this is an oft recycled pump (maybe 3rd time?)

Can’t say I’m surprised. Joy, Alex and Ayman (and @mehdirhasan before) were all critical of Israel and now they’ve all been canceled. No dissent from the pro-genocide consensus will be tolerated.

POV: You're 16, believe being in advanced placement math class means you're a once in a generation genius, and have just discovered Reddit.

sabermetrics guys thinking that there must be some sort of quantifiable intelligence trait they can identify to explain material success is perfectly on brand, especially when they imagine themselves being exceptionally smart and therefore also deserving of successful outcomes

I went to a #TeslaTakedown protest near Philly yesterday to report on a grassroots revolution: thousands of Americans mad as hell at an unelected billionaire oligarchy - and unwilling to take it anymore How taking down Tesla can save our democracy. My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/comm...

Imagine if I showed you this headline 5 years ago and what your 2020 self would think.

if you're reading this 50 years from now I need you to know that this series of world events isn't as dumb as it probably seems, it's actually much, much dumber than you can possibly imagine

Israel has declared itself not guilty of killing the Bibas children and has put forward a truly complex counter scenario that involves a major cover up with zero evidence offered and Bari Weiss just uncritically accepts it.

oh jfc every Delaware legislator needs to read at least this review

They were not in Hamas captivity — they we held by Mujahideen Brigade, which shows the lack of any effort to be accurate here — and it was announced 15 months ago they were killed in an Israeli air strike.

If your Tesla looks like this, that bumper sticker isn't gonna fool anyone #TeslaTakedown

Two years ago, doing a sieg heil in public was an immediately fireable offense for every single at will employee in the US. Now if you loudly say "Doing a sieg heil makes you a Nazi and that is bad" is the kind of political speech that corporations hate for their employees to participate in