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BlueSky account for the satire newsletter TheFakeNewsGazette found at fakenewsgazette.substack.com.
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Breaking News: Trump Launches Mars Invasion #Satire #Substack #Mars #Trump open.substack.com/pub/fakenews...

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

People: Trump's tariffs are horrible and are destroying the economy. Me: I wonder if Trump is using the tariffs to fund the Mars invasion? fakenewsgazette.substack.com/p/trump-prep... #Satire #Substack #Trump

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Tesla vandals beware... #Tesla #Musk #Satire #Substack open.substack.com/pub/fakenews...

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

My new satirical article, starring Mike Waltz. fakenewsgazette.substack.com/p/mike-waltz... #MikeWaltz #Satire #Substack #Leaks

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Pete Hegseth apparently texted war plans to a reporter. How is a man supposed to write satirical news when the head of the DOD does something like this? Wait... I can work with this 😁. #ResignHegseth #PeteHegseth

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

April as a child: Yay, it’s Easter! The Easter bunny came to our house. April as an adult: I gotta get my taxes done! I don’t want the IRS breaking down the door.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

People are protesting Tesla because of Musk joining forces with Trump. I understand, but where were these protests when the Cybertruck was rolled out? It's ugly and looks like two ramps put together. I'm surprised no one's tried to skateboard on one. #Tesla #Teslatakedown

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

People ask me why I don’t watch the news. Here's the headlines for the next four years: “Trump did something bad." Why tune into the same episode of the same show every night? Writing satire is so much better: fakenewsgazette.substack.com

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

open.substack.com/pub/fakenews... #Canada #Trump #KingCharlesIII #Satire

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

I posted why I wouldn't want Canada in the US. Here are 3 reasons I would: 1. The "National" in "National Hockey League" would mean something. 2. No more sharing the Great Lakes & Niagara Falls. 3. We could retroactively make Norm MacDonald an American.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Here are some 3 reasons why I as an American don’t want Canada: 1. Canadians say “eh,” which isn’t a word. 2. Canadians come here and take the good jobs, not the jobs no one wants like the Mexicans do. 3. Canadians call reindeer caribou, despite being so close to the North Pole (making Santa sad).

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

open.substack.com/pub/fakenews... #Canada #Trump #Satire #Substack

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I know politics has been really charged this last decade, but we cannot lose sight about what truly matters: getting rid of daylight savings. I don't mean making it permanent, I mean destroying the fake time entirely and having natural sleep cycles all year. Mickey would do it if he were president.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

open.substack.com/pub/fakenews... #Biden #Ukraine #UkraineRussiaWar #Satire #Substack

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

People are complaining about DOGE being comprised of twenty-year-olds. I'm laughing at the irony that Trump's solution to combat gov't inefficiency is to create a Department of Government Efficiency. Like if you also see the irony. #DOGE

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Friend: Did you watch the Oscar's last night? Me: Nope. Friend: Why? Me: Because I think it's disturbing to watch people put their hands all over little, nude, gold men. #Oscar's2025 #Oscar's

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Breaking News: Hitler Breaks Silence on Trump open.substack.com/pub/fakenews... #Trump #satire #substack

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

I fought by voting for the one person who could bring this country together and usher in an American golden age: Mickey Mouse. We need to fight to get Mickey on the ballot in 2028, so the Mouse will no longer be a written-in vote. President Mickey will save America. #PutaMouseintheHouse #Mickey2028

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments