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From my research Chet Lemon was robbed of many Gold Gloves

Jets fans are already booing the Pope selection.

I am not a fan of the new name. "Pope Leo XIV." No. Pope names, like numbered movie sequels, should stop at X, and ideally V. If you gotta name yourself Pope Leo, make it Pope Leo: Resurgence or something

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

Out of all the choices for the new pope I didn’t expect to be an American out of all people

lol

If we're discussing the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding, what do we do?

a mermaid singer from the 90s named Atlantis Morissette

fuck yeah we're 'what time is the Super Bowl'-ing the Papacy

Utah Mammoth? I actually really dig it

I swear Courtyard Marriott is the 🐐 hotel or at least one of them Any hotel that lets you customize a grilled cheese is always gonna be up there!

Soundgarden’s Kim Thayil would like to see these bands inducted next: Alice In Chains Iron Maiden Sonic Youth New York Dolls Pixies Motörhead also King Crimson and JD/NO loudwire.com/soundgarden-...

Ooooh as someone who comes from a Notre Dame family Exciting!

Sources: Clemson and Notre Dame have agreed to a 12-year series from 2027-38 in football. The series has long been discussed between the two sides, and the ACC's new revenue distribution model helped speed it along.

From the vault

The NFL Network is now airing the official announcement of the 2027 NFL Draft coming to Washington DC on the National Mall, with President Trump making it official.

To get you through this offseason here is some random classic ESPN NFL Primetime highlights from Week 2 of the 2001 NFL season. And this episode is an emotional one youtu.be/NZ93IyxZBoA?...

Sniz Jeans Every day is a Sniz Jeans day on the job. Feels good on the go. Gotta have it in the gym. Sniz Jeans In the disco from Monday to Sunday. What your buttocks asked for if your buttocks could talk. Sniz Jeans

Max is really going with 'Hits Different' as their new slogan? Get the fuck out of here. Remember when McDonald's tried to use modern slang and they invented the guy who fucks a cheeseburger

If you're wrapping up the world 'Cause you've taken Someone else's girl When they turn on the pillow Even when they answer the telephone Don't you think that by now? Tell me: don't you think that by now?

To get you through the offseason here is some random classic full ESPN NFL Primetime episode. Week 1 of the 2001 NFL season youtu.be/TxnZeL8KENA?...

Judge has a chance to put up the greatest season of all time in MLB and April just ended

I am honestly excited for the Tuomas Iisala era #Grizzles

FROM SHAMS: Iisalo had a 14-year professional career as a player in Finland before beginning a long coaching career. He won the EuroCup and EuroCup coach of the year in 2024 before joining the Grizzlies. 💬 @ShamsCharania The Memphis Grizzlies are hiring interim Tuomas Iisalo as the franchise's

FROM SHAMS: BREAKING: Gregg Popovich will no longer be Head Coach of the San Antonio Spurs and is transitioning full-time to Team President, sources told ESPN. The iconic Popovich is a Basketball Hall of Famer, the NBA’s all-time winningest coach, and led the Spurs to five championships.

VLAD SLAM!!! #BlueJays

KISS had to make suburban parents think they were literal demons from Hell so those parents' kids wouldn't realize all their songs were called "I'm Goin' Steady with a Rock'n'Roll Gal"

To get you through the offseason here is some random classic NFL Primetime highlights Jaguars at Browns Week 1 2000 youtu.be/IgY2uVgRnI4?...

Daulton Varsho is back. #BlueJays

One of the most incredible plays I've ever seen

Vladimir Guerrero Jr.'s two-run home run (3) Vladimir Guerrero Jr. hits a two-run home run to center field, putting the Blue Jays on the board in the 3rd inning

Bad Company's Paul Rodgers: "I am looking forward to seeing some old friends, reconnecting with Chubby Checker — maybe do the twist?" He also confirms their intention to perform at the ceremony, and that Mick Ralphs will not be able to attend. www.billboard.com/music/rock/b...

The 2025 Rock n Roll Hall of Fame class is OutKast The White Stripes Soundgarden Cyndi Lauper Bad Company Chubby Checker Joe Cocker Salt-N-Pepa Warren Zevon Thom Bell Nicky Hopkins Carol Kaye Lenny Waronker

The 2025 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees! Performers: ⭐OutKast ⭐The White Stripes ⭐Soundgarden ⭐Cyndi Lauper ⭐Bad Company ⭐Chubby Checker ⭐Joe Cocker Musical Influence: ⭐Salt-N-Pepa ⭐Warren Zevon Musical Excellence: ⭐Thom Bell ⭐Nicky Hopkins ⭐Carol Kaye Non-Performer: ⭐Lenny Waronker