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Machine Cult gunner, a devotee of the Iron Truth. Warrior of the Red Gate Legion's Exterminator Regiment, a trooper within the regiment's 100th patrol unit.

3 years of Elden Ring QT with your Elden Ring art

Amidst the dizzying array of incredible technical writing in Dan Abnett's new book Interceptor City there needs to be a character that just talks like this.

im deadly serious here this is a 14th century illustration of a horse dying and going to hell

After an appeal from my publisher, Balatro has been reclassified by PEGI from 18+ to 12+ This is a good step from PEGI - bringing nuance to their ratings criteria that used to be 18+ or nothing. I hope this change will allow developers to create without being unfairly punished

entity=("goblin brigade","scavenger",0,"[pot grabber][rig runner][rat bastard]") {}; Been a while since I did one of these quick and dirty concept doodles.

one take, nailed it

you know when a friend is introducing you to a fighting game and he picks the goofiest character in the roster you are going to get a supernatural ass kicking

Rat me UP

The Beast has grown weak: New gods of malice and greed eat away at this ancient devil. The new gods lack pride. Perfectly shameless. As such they will forever destroy and consume. Yet still the Beast may have gifts to bestow to a vengeful soul, dreaming of regaining long lost power.

No one will be surprised by what I'm picking off the dome

It’ll never be funny to me that one of the biggest companies in history lit itself on fire and burned through $100,000,000,000 trying to make something that pales in comparison to what bored and horny furries have built for free

ITS HIS DAY

Has restraint not been performed? Has temperance not been a virtue you seek? Their only request: Existence. And yet it is annihilation you dream of. Dream of a world in conflict with itself. Your personal peace built out of eternal hate and violence. It would be preferred if you embraced the Void.

trying out this new challenge called "don't post art you finished at 2am until you've slept, idiot" and it's going great. I've got several rubbish drawings i hated the next day, this is so productive

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

When the rotten are made into unjust monarchs, the world will burn. Their eyes gleefully will turn and with venom their tongues will squirm, knowing they benefit from atrocity. Justice unattainable until the corrupt ichor of the unchosen kings, unfit to wear their iron crowns, fertilizes the realm.

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YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.

Someone's gotta do it I guess New print here! www.sonnyross.com/shop/together

they got rid of all these guys

The refrigerator was a great invention but they should take it one step further and make it so there's food in there when I open it

it is probably completely horrible to live in Tekken's world as a regular degular human being and have to deal with the juggle gravity all the time

Xavier renegade angelcore

Glad that Bluesky video allows me to put my favourite video in the last six months up somewhere

One washer for dishes and an entirely different washer for clothes. Open your eyes. They are laughing at you

Everyone out there take a nice big frustrated sigh.

'Never met someone with a taste for prawns I couldn't trust'

SUPER SMASH BROS 💥💥

I'll could live a thousand years and still hear this echoing in my head @getgianni.com

I'll reiterate: Every non-possessed Iron Warrior should fall somewhere between "living siege engine" and "heretek boytoy." If you're not making them weird, what's the point?