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Forever forlorn poet. Bipolar. Dad joking Daddy Dom. Vulgar and respectful per @halfbakedrhymes.com. Says fuck a lot. Known to pontificate, but also prone to unhinged shitposting. DMs open. 18+ MDNI. Connect: linktr.ee/thefeloniousmonk
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Today is not going better.

submitted 57 minutes ago • 1 comment

#poetry #prompt I never held you, but my arms remember. They ache in the shape of what they missed. And though you left without a cry, you took the lullabies with you. The world moves on unaware that a whole life disintegrated inside me empty a burden too heavy to bare.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

If today goes well, I might get to return to a normal human level of work some time in the next 48 hours. Wish me luck.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

#poetry The problem with poets is they will write about you….

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Just popping in to say hi and I'm still alive and still in this hellified network upgrade and I'll be back soon k bye

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

#poetry #panpride #pridemonth People look at my life and see what they want to see a wedding photo, a mortgage, a child’s laughter echoing down the hallway. It looks simple. It looks straight…..

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I forget sometimes that your magic is every bit as potent as my own Perhaps more A byproduct of my arrogance, I suppose My south and east a fiery tempest, consuming as it touches Your north and west the long shadows that touch the wet roots of ancient trees We make wet hot rain and seedlings bloom

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The thing about GenX is please shut the fuck up. The more people I meet in my age range, the more I see how little most of us have in common. We are not a collective. Go drink from a hose or something.

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

The thing about GenX is please shut the fuck up. The more people I meet in my age range, the more I see how little most of us have in common. We are not a collective. Go drink from a hose or something.

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

I love this, and I think that if it were put to a national vote, it would win big.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

FOR PRIDE MONTH: I am offering my normal premium value service of Pride parade outfit evaluation absolutely free. Send me the pics and I'll tell you how hot it is*. Gender / orientation irrelevant. *It's 11/10. You're all hot as shit.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Who knew I was hot?

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

I will never understand dudes my age going after the youngsters when this is going on right in their neighborhood.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Listen, as someone very experienced in kink, I'm pretty open minded, but some of the things in this sex guide are just a little too perverted for me.

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

Listen, as someone very experienced in kink, I'm pretty open minded, but some of the things in this sex guide are just a little too perverted for me.

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

I am so fucking tired.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

But healing is slower than dying. And ghosts do not obey death certificates. #poetry

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I forget sometimes that your magic is every bit as potent as my own Perhaps more A byproduct of my arrogance, I suppose My south and east a fiery tempest, consuming as it touches Your north and west the long shadows that touch the wet roots of ancient trees We make wet hot rain and seedlings bloom

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

It's not what you think.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

“Her” #poetry She lives in a breath between blinks, a moment carved from time, lost in minutes that disappear in nearness. Her mouth desire I’ve traced in dreams with the curve of my tongue before it was ever offered.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I will never understand dudes my age going after the youngsters when this is going on right in their neighborhood.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Once again, Anni is going to take my money the second this set hits the market.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Would that they were as common as mentioned.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Went to make a cup of coffee, mixed up my u and o, and now a cop of cuffee has me in the back of his car.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

There are quite a few of us melanin deprived folks who grew up in places where AAVE was the norm, and we spoke it without hesitation. We also learned to code switch along the way. Opinions are mixed on even that use case. This, however, is another instance of McDonalds level of patronizing.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments