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Musings of an unbalanced woman
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I want a hinny 😭

Today someone said they love my accent 🥰

Ordered a new small heater because mine is rattling for some reason and I don't wanna risk a fire, but I have an appointment at 3 and for same day delivery the window is 2 onwards. Anyway it's coming Thursday and I'm cold rn

alive and awake keep going

Tfw you realise how shallow and pointless your life is

Me: is this what yearning feels like? *Looks up the meaning* Oh yeah... This is it

Ordered a box of assorted croissants from an independent vegan bakery 🤤

I really want to go to a semi social event this week, but my period is late and I can't commit to it, in case I'm on a heavy day then 😫

Small win: I opened my letters as soon as they arrived

Did one round of laundry already AND called the hospital to rearrange my appointment. It's only 10am, go me 😁

I'm watching Bros, it's leaving Netflix soon and it's funny 😂

"The She-Ra fandom is so back, I thought it died". It never died. It's always been alive lmao. #shera

Saw a Reddit sub earlier where they're diagnosing characters and I find it wholly offensive

I left the kitchen light on and the door open, so I'd remember to check the oven Three seconds later I'm like "oh no the lights on" and I turn it off and shut the door 🤦🏽‍♀️

What do you see when you're falling asleep? I see love and warmth and joy 😊 I can't wait to grow into it

One of my old friend's brothers passed away abroad and I don't know them enough anymore to offer emotional relief, but I just offered to help with costs to bring him home I just hope it's helpful

Not gay enough to make a joke, too gay to be funny That other app is ridiculous

What's up with UK services? The police referred me for domestic abuse support TEN YEARS after the fact. I was offered psychiatric help for a traumatic event EIGHT YEARS later. I mean seriously wtf?!

Fun fact: Andrew was obviously a straight man, so galentine's didn't fit us We called it PALentine's day

The elastic in my knickers moved and for a split second I thought someone was grabbing me from behind (I'm sat on the couch so how?) and I had a little panic attack. That's fun (!) #ptsd

In a much more positive mood today

Realised that most people in my life haven't had a Chinese chippy and my friend was shocked and upset

I have neck pain and need to go meet someone later 😫

Okay y'all I sent feedback about my GP appointment to the practice. This is not the same as a formal complaint, which is fine by me. 🤞🏽 They give a shit

Don't mind me, I'm just stress eating

Wow, I just learned about Ruth Coker Burks; I have a new hero

First time in a while I felt the racial bias in a doctor's appointment

I guess I'm just always waiting

Becoming more annoyed by passivity now

Omg a Collab with Dolly 😭 I'm so ready

Woke up in so much pain 😫

Me looking up the Grammy wins: "Oh so cute! Nice to see people celebrating and lifting eachother up, but it means nothing to rest of us. It changed nothing in the world." Why can't I have a moment of vicarious joy?

Giving cosy queer bookkeeper and I love it

Those Dylan O'Brien stills got me steamy

😮 SHREK IS ON NETFLIX

Why do straight girls play gay when they drink? Or not drunk even. Cos wtf is practising kissing, watching porn together, hanging out in underwear..? Tbf I've just described straight men too