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thegaydiagnosis.bsky.social

Chaotic realist fueled by iced coffee, gaming, side-eye, and memes that hit harder than they should. ☕🥤Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/chromicnexus

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I love seeing hot little gay men on my timeline. Like, stop. Lemme do a little scratch and sniff then kiss you.

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My eyesight is getting worse and so is my hearing. Here's to me, the future Helen Keller of America, but without the racism.

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Here's the video this is all from: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjrX4FLs/

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Any other overqualified people working bad jobs? #jobmarket2025 #depression2025 #trumpcession #trump #presidenttrump

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Do you ever think about how all Christian marriages are inherently throuples? It's them two and Jesus.

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If you are a married person in an open relationship and y'all haven't had sex in years... That's not a marriage, that's being lovers turned roommates.

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I love getting tea from previous coworkers.

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My supervisor is too much

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Ugh I’m getting so many of these

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Part of me is like "I wish I was an onlyfans ho" but then I'm also like "Thank the void that I don't have twinks bullying me and telling me I'm fat."

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It's giving Goblin Cave.

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@stephenking.bsky.social can we talk about your book published in 1984, The Eyes of the Dragon? I read it in middle school and it was one of those works that was cool, especially where Peter gets out of the tower using threads from doll's dresses.

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I'm honestly depressed or maybe I need breakfast

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what it feels like to be high af celebrating easter and 4/20

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Me at any given moment: 👁️👄👁️

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Imagine telling on yourself twice? 👁️👄👁️

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To those who celebrate 🎉

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ACCEPT OR DECLINE COOKIES IN AN APPPPPPPPP??????????? WHY AM I IN FUCKING HELL RIGHT NOW??????????????????

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I'm annoyed that Blue Origin happened. I have always wanted to journey beyond the sky, even if it was just to the moon. But yeah, this solidified that I'll never do that in my lifetime. Maybe not even the children of the next generation's children.

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Tbh u wanna go to the Kary Perry tour just to see Rebecca Black.

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Earth is humanity's first wife. She's gonna get dragged through court, lose her kids, and then die of a broken heart when we go to Mars.

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I need to be severed but like... Into horny me vs non horny me tbh

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When did oats get titties?

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I just wish I wasn't circumsized like lmaoooo

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Being depressed is so embarrassing like... what the fuck do you mean I just woke up and it’s gone and I’m OK? Like what the fuck? Then after a week it starts over like... Depression is an ex that keeps weaving its way in and out of my life like a serpent finding the perfect moment to strike.

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Anyway, this is the song I'm talking about

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I love seeing hot little gay men on my timeline. Like, stop. Lemme do a little scratch and sniff then kiss you.

My eyesight is getting worse and so is my hearing. Here's to me, the future Helen Keller of America, but without the racism.

Here's the video this is all from: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjrX4FLs/

Any other overqualified people working bad jobs? #jobmarket2025 #depression2025 #trumpcession #trump #presidenttrump

Do you ever think about how all Christian marriages are inherently throuples? It's them two and Jesus.

If you are a married person in an open relationship and y'all haven't had sex in years... That's not a marriage, that's being lovers turned roommates.

I love getting tea from previous coworkers.

My supervisor is too much

Ugh I’m getting so many of these

Part of me is like "I wish I was an onlyfans ho" but then I'm also like "Thank the void that I don't have twinks bullying me and telling me I'm fat."

It's giving Goblin Cave.

@stephenking.bsky.social can we talk about your book published in 1984, The Eyes of the Dragon? I read it in middle school and it was one of those works that was cool, especially where Peter gets out of the tower using threads from doll's dresses.

I'm honestly depressed or maybe I need breakfast

what it feels like to be high af celebrating easter and 4/20

Me at any given moment: 👁️👄👁️

Imagine telling on yourself twice? 👁️👄👁️

To those who celebrate 🎉

ACCEPT OR DECLINE COOKIES IN AN APPPPPPPPP??????????? WHY AM I IN FUCKING HELL RIGHT NOW??????????????????

I'm annoyed that Blue Origin happened. I have always wanted to journey beyond the sky, even if it was just to the moon. But yeah, this solidified that I'll never do that in my lifetime. Maybe not even the children of the next generation's children.

Tbh u wanna go to the Kary Perry tour just to see Rebecca Black.

Earth is humanity's first wife. She's gonna get dragged through court, lose her kids, and then die of a broken heart when we go to Mars.

I need to be severed but like... Into horny me vs non horny me tbh

When did oats get titties?

I just wish I wasn't circumsized like lmaoooo

Being depressed is so embarrassing like... what the fuck do you mean I just woke up and it’s gone and I’m OK? Like what the fuck? Then after a week it starts over like... Depression is an ex that keeps weaving its way in and out of my life like a serpent finding the perfect moment to strike.

Anyway, this is the song I'm talking about

Music is a looking glass time machine that awakens parts of us long amputated and deeply smothered.

Our economy rn:

#nowplaying #marina #recessionpop

Bushido Blade remake/remaster/whatever when?