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thegeneger.bsky.social
📍Denver Histotech🔬 | WVU Alum | Mix Critic | Gym Rat | Gamer | Sound, Not Hype 🔊
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GNX stays on repeat 💃🏻🕺

Me: There’s not enough weed to numb me from the political insanity Also Me: Challenge excepted

1) Got knocked down repeatedly 2) Got up again repeatedly 3) Drank a whiskey drink, a vodka drink, a lager drink, and a cider drink 4) Sang the songs that remind me of the good times 5) Sang the songs that remind me of the best times.

dudes be asking where the bitches at but never look inward

“Joe Rogan is Goop for dudebrosᵀᴹ”

I cannot fathom being so invested in a follower count that you’re willing to continue to generate content for a Nazi social media platform 🥴

None of the homies being online in Discord when I wanted to yap :(

I do not trust anybody who recommends STK for a fine-dining steakhouse experience - Denver especially

Love having to pay to repair wires in my car after having found a squirrel chew through them 👍🏻

Bro these broccoli headed kids really need to lay off social media - blasting gear when your body isn’t finished developing is a recipe for disaster.

Happy Valentine’s Day to the Sweetest Bean ❤️

Ngl pretty excited to try out the new belt-squat platform the gym installed

Oh brother do I need to catch a pump tonight

Wavey vibes today on.soundcloud.com/NdZPViVWWKza...

If you equate wealth with intellectual/moral superiority, you are a fucking moron

When I left Twitter I had a 1M followers and 100K tweets. You know what happen to me when it was all gone? Nothing. To the Twitter refugees who I see fretting about losing contacts and content by deleting Twitter, trust, you'll be fine. They have convinced us that we need them. Nope. They need US.

I hope Drake has nightmares of Serena crip walking to Not Like Us for the rest of his miserable days. Game Over.

Telling myself to not be a giant buzzkill in regards to the burning house we’re all currently in when I go kick it with the homies 😅

“Yeah bro I don’t really like to train legs because I don’t want my dick to look small” My brother, you might just have a small dick.

Chili all up in the pot pot pot

Elden Ring 3 man gank squads make me want to pull my eyes out and let them dangle by the nerve fml

We love the classics 🥰 on.soundcloud.com/799FpnmQ5Pus...

All of humanities collective knowledge is basically in your hand/pocket at all times and all it takes is one SUPREMELY dumb Cheeto-man to say “fake news” and half the populace pulls the wool over their own eyes

Somebody get Ye a Snickers jfc Mans must have an album coming or something 🙄

@bsky.app pls give us drafts I am BEGGING

Feeling like I’ve aged 5 years this week due to poor sleep quality and ya know the billionaire coup taking place in front of everybody’s faces

Too horny to be single Too picky to be in a relationship 😓

on.soundcloud.com/859h6HWEufYc...

The road to fascism is paved with people telling you to stop overreacting

Gotta clip a spontaneous no-hit when they happen 😤