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Shall I cash out....?

🤣🤣🤣🤣 We win tomorrow and all eyes are finishing 2nd. Imagine !

You get 100 points and don't win the league 😅

I'd pay good money for a result tomorrow. An obscene amount for a win. It's toooiiigght

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Football is on its fuckin knees disallowing a goal coz it brushes a players hand. Under no other circumstances is a FK given apart from when a goal is scored. It's mental. Why do law makers insist on stopping goals as much as they can??

Now let's see the media who are oh so excited about the drama of Reform UK proper scrutinise who these people actually are and expose them. ...

When we hammer teams, we really hammer em. #nufc

Forest losing is drugs to my veins. They play Chelsea on last day so one of the cunts will drop points and Villa are out of it. Let's go!!

It's a fuckin joke that either Man Utd or Spurs will be in the Champions League next season, let's face it'll be them red cunts, when they finish the PL season on 40 fuckin points. Fuck off man. And they'll make more than us coz of historical coefficients cheating 🙄

I'm in Yorkshire. We're everywhere.

25 years since Oasis released their best album that stands the test of time and always will.

Philippe Albert

OMG this tie should be done. That would've been a worldie #ucl

Arteta has been behaving like a desperate little bitch since the third minute and I love to see it. Gonna cry soon.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Without the ball we die" Correct, Declan #nufc

And with North London forever playing loudly I wish nothing but a massive PSG win you cringey plastic set of cunts 👍🏻 #ucl

I see Amazon Prime build up coverage has fell down the same shit pipe as all the other main channels. It must be an impossible trap to avoid.

Jacob Murphy is genuinely class for us yet there was still snidy comments on TF podcast on him. Been going on for weeks. Open your eyes. He's a changed man. #nufc

Tractor Boys are getting ploughed the dayyy HWTL

Won Chelsea ballot. Now I just need to be sensible Sat night and not get absolutely rat arsed pre Sunday 12 o clock kick off.....

Ipswich are getting hammered this weekend. This will only be a boost to our end of the season.

OH MY GOODNESS ME!!! A draw was a good result but that kills Villa. Beat Ipswich and they ain't catching us. Come on

So the worst set of results we could have hoped for. Just need City to beat Villa and we do the business against Ipswich. Win all our homes games and it should be enough

Spurs have crossed the ball into the box 50 times. That's got to be a PL record?

I absolutely fuckin despise Tottenham Hotspur. Absolutely useless. How can you have a Goalkeeper THAT shit?

Nick Pope saves that. Straight at Leno. Just need to stand up and parry it over the bar. Sickener. It's all very tight now. Got to beat Ipswich and beat them well.

Fuck off!!! Chelsea were two mind from being completely out of it

Chelsea can't handle a high press and being put under pressure. We're gonna murder them at SJP

Reece James is a bit thick isn't he? 😅😅

Gonna really need Fulham to not turn into their usual end of season shtick of being on the fuckin beach.

I, for one, have already forgotten that game was even played. 👍🏻

One game too far totally out done physically and mentality player ratings: Pope 7 Tripps 5 Schar 6 Burn 5.5 Tino 5 Bruno 4.5 Tonali 6 Joelinton 4 Murphy 2 Isak 3 Barnes 5.5 Subs can't be arsed. Move on. Best Ipswich and get to 62 points with 4 games left. 👍🏻 #nufc

Been physically out done here. Going man for man all over the pitch and they won the one v one duels. Lack of pace at the back totally exposed. Midfield been absent Not a good day at the office. Must win next week.

Pope doesn't deserve that One of the greatest saves you'll ever see.

Disgusting

Villa have been better but two of the luckiest goals you'll get both deflected off our centre backs

Was two mins too late

We're still letting Martinez start attacks. Isak has got to stand in front of him to stop those forward passes. And where fuck was Murphy tracking back?? He's been terrible.