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“There was one time I went to wipe and there was still poop so I wiped again and again and again and it never really stopped.” Interviewer: “..and a weakness??”

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Finally gave in and started playing Pokémon Unite.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

need to do something to decompress, like stepping out of an airlock without a suit

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Sad day when my smart watch dropped the ball on recording my sleep data 😩

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

do not come

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

your eweber has arrived

submitted 5 days ago • 20 comments

Jesus be like: “Aight, fam, let’s get this daily bread”

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Lucy in the Sky at the Disco

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Who up roasting they loin

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

me: Let me slip into something more comfortable. *slips into coma*

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

It's not a great DJ name, if I'm being honest.

submitted 6 days ago • 15 comments

Was concerned about people posting about their skeets until someone explained to me what it was. Skeeting rn

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Teriyaki burgers are bisexual

submitted 7 days ago • 48 comments

Always listened to the Beatles growing up but recently have been becoming a Beach Boys guy 😎

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Okay. Apropos of no specific event transpiring elsewhere… Trans folks are safe around me. Enbies are safe around me. Gay folks are safe around me. Lesbians are safe around me. Aces are safe around me. I'm not perfect, but I'll do my best to listen, to support, to dive onto the hand grenade.

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

20 years ago, YouTube was founded!

submitted 8 days ago • 99 comments

Trapped behind a guy in GameStop talking about dragon ball gt

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

Health anxiety is great fun because it mostly involves thinking you're genuinely dying at least once a day, not dying, and then never learning from that

submitted 8 days ago • 16 comments

evergreen sentiment

submitted 9 days ago • 117 comments

I can’t believe I was ever foolish enough to believe that an entire city could be built on rock and roll.

submitted 10 days ago • 66 comments

how will we remember kanye after he inevitably falls out of a balloon?

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments