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as soon as you step into this caravan, the only thing you can notice is the fridge freezer

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Shower thought: just realised how much His Dark Materials has the same structure as a classic JRPG. First level: you and your cute animal companion sneak into a study! A childhood friend joins your party. Final level: you, your love interest and a motley crew kill God.

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I need CEOs and senior military leaders to become “I want off Mr Bones’ wild ride” pilled

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last night i phoned trump and asked him to double our tariff. that’s how much i believe in our export industries grind/hustle

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I have eaten the tariffs that were in my EO and which you were probably saving for armageddon Forgive me I was delirious so vain and so old

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if enough people say this is Trump caving, there's a pretty good chance the tariffs come back tomorrow again this doesn't seem like a good way to run the global economy

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walter bloomberg:

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Maybe the true tariffs were the friends we made along the way.

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submitted 4 days ago • 23 comments

saving vast amounts of money using generative AI to make opinion columns, but inadvertently creating roko's basilisk in the process

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🚨 YEATS: TURNING AND TURNING OF THE WIDENING GYRE EXPECTED TO COINCIDE WITH THE FALCON NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR THE FALCONER, CENTRE NOT EXPECTED TO HOLD

submitted 5 days ago • 35 comments

My Bloomberg? it’s terminal

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Someone has messaged me to ask if I find people losing millions on Bitcoin funny? Really? And the answer is, of course, yes. Absolutely yes.

submitted 6 days ago • 14 comments

i know the 'Irish stock market' is a real thing but it sounds vaguely racist to me. like it's what the Americans call a board behind the bar with all the drink prices on it

submitted 6 days ago • 36 comments

chat is this good

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feels great to be living through my third once-in-a-lifetime shock in five years

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Markets update: And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

submitted 6 days ago • 42 comments

starting a gay dating service for Confucians called the Man Date of Heaven.

submitted 7 days ago • 30 comments

got ID'ed for the first time in a number of years, which rapidly became less complimentary as the cashier took a second look and went "woah, sorry, never mind, you are definitely over 18 aren't you"

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

worst two days yet

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idk what everyone is complaining about, my basket which is long cigarettes/whisky/single bullets is outperforming today

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Well at least there’s one bright spot. Lemme just look up what VIX is real quick

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Omelas, folks, what a wonderful city. So beautiful. So beautiful. Streets are clean, the economy, oh the economy, it's so beautiful. Really beautiful economy. They—and the liberal media won't tell you this folks—they keep a child in a dungeon. This child dungeon. They showed it to me. So beautiful

submitted 10 days ago • 12 comments

I am going to be saying this all day, but, all the bank economic models of tariffs had the dollar strengthening to offset ~40-80% of the tariff impact on prices. If you do a tariff regime so crazy the dollar weakens then you have put the Fed between a rock and a hard place.

submitted 10 days ago • 11 comments

oh cool America touched the stove

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It's 1828. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons. It's 1929. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons. It's 2025. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the ce

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I said, "ooh, girl Slice me like a potato peel Baby girl Turn me on with your potato feel"

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