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when i was in high school i scored a 100 on the sat. it was the highest score ever seen. after hearing of this, rick pitino and papa john schnatter came to my school to ask me to start at point guard for louisville. i said no, i have to become a youtuber instead. they said "what's youtube?" exactly

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When they come with "we're in the minority, what are we supposed to do" ask them what they do when they're in the majority. If Dems stood for anything, party leaders would be saying what he did, party money would be getting the word out and they would still win but with dignity, but they're cowards.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I'm annoyed by a lot of the specifics, but overall, that's the kind of fight we've begged for. Disappointing to see the lead vanish. But with zero attacking subs available to get the initiative back and nearly getting the win? That's the difference between mid-table and relegation fights. #utft

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Every single commentator giving notes on Young's performance like it's the Actors Studio "Well the premier league did say any pulling or holding in the box deemed impactful would be a foul, and that they weren't going to reofficiate games on VAR, and the rule is clear and obvious error, but..."

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

#ARAT (all refs are twats) but overall, that's two points lost because of team construction. Bad signings, lack of investment, not being allowed to invest by PSE, whatever the cause, having no attacking options on the bench is what let them back into the game, though Beto worked his ass off. #UTFT

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Fuck sake, does no one know the rules? He was pulled. He was held by two different guys and it kept him from getting to the ball and there is zero chance these clowns would call it if he didn't go down. If that's cheating, give him a yellow for diving AND A PENALTY.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Absolute disgrace. He was held back, it's a foul whether he goes to ground or not. Awful

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For all the USPS's faults, Americans have to realize: It's one of the best postal services in the world, even after being kneecapped by DeJoy. Fight for our postal service, guys. I know I will. It is an essential public good.

submitted 2 days ago • 72 comments

Finally someone proposing a policy that will immediately make my life better. Honestly, these are the kinds of solutions we should have been hearing in the DNC election debates.

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Yeah, pretty sure I'd prefer seeing Canada absolutely run us (except that Bennington sucks). I mean, the odds of rooting for a team starting two Tkachuks, yuck. But when the visiting (and some home fans who get it) are singing "God keep our land, glorious and free," can't help but agree.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Not today... Maybe I'll give it a go tomorrow?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

In the interest of science (but also, sadly enough, probably in the best interests of the children), the Musk spawn should be placed with families of normal people so we can determine if being a humorless shit heel has a genetic component.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Seems like in our next government, we shouldn't put the instructions for destroying the government right on the government buildings.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

@kamuka.bsky.social hello Everton mutual who supports Gotham FC. Cheer for Jaelin Howell for us here in Louisville. She's a gamer. We needed the kind of scorer we got in that trade, but we did hate to see her go. Hope she crushes there.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Word on the street is “Up the Fucking Toffees”

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Alcaraz-caraz Game winner will be Charly And Everton take all 3 Gracias Alcaraz! #UTFT

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Flashback to when my daughter was little and did this!!!

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

Hey, does anyone know if this will work for old married rich dudes who are constantly trying creeping on younger women? Seeing a lot of that lately. Or maybe like instead of people with diagnosed depression and Rxs, could this help people who take recreational horse tranquilizers?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

TARKY!!!!!!!! That was reminiscent of the Jagielka Derby rocket, and on the absolute last touch

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Michael Oliver's cards given: control of game correlation is negative. Dude consistently makes decisions so arbitrarily that the shithousery actually increases the more he tries to assert control.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Michael Oliver just visibly deciding not to give an obvious yellow when he realizes he's on a yellow already

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Well, if they won't call Auburn for over the back (over and over and over the back), at least they'll sometimes call them for on the back.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Renaming it "Fort Bragg (no not that one)" is such a hilarious weird hollow victory. Specifically designed to annoy the people who said, hey, we shouldn't have Army bases named after a failed general of the traitor army. While also acknowledging it would be insane to name it after him.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Well the buses can't run, Side roads aren't drivable. No one to teach, Cause they've got influenza. School's out for winter. School's out for fevers. School's closed any time it snows. No road salting. No road plowing. NTI when you're still working.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Go Birds

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They’re making fun of Drake in BEAN CLUB

submitted 13 days ago • 8 comments

Big ups to the DoorDash person sending a picture of the house number of where they actually left the food. I mean, ideally, you'd take to the house with the same number as the address on the order, but at least I didn't have to go porch searching

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

🎶 It’s based on a bible by a man named Kier And I need a job so I wanna be a Data Refiner DATA REFINER

submitted 15 days ago • 12 comments

Who is this Noone and why is he above the law? Must be rich.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments