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Whenever there's a Morning, I'll be having a Good one! It's Always Morning Somewhere!!! thegoodmorningman.com
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You can't put a price on the majesty of marine life but if you could, it would be basically the same amount of money as what fossil fuel companies are pulling in. Good Morning!!!

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Sorry. Can't do it.

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Listen, there's honestly still a lot to be happy about and you better be savoring it while it's here. Good Morning!!!

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Good Morning- I can see right through you!!!

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Good Morning! Don't Think Just Do!!!

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When timekeeping dies, the work week dies with it. Good Morning.

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When timekeeping dies, the work week dies with it. Good Morning.

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GOOD MORNING!!! CHOOSE A MIRACLE (or else...)

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That better've put a smile on your face. (If you know what's Good for you.) Good Morning!!!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Remember that!! Good Morning!!

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Now, I don't like to brag but I'm actually one of the wold's most prolific wishers. And there is nothing I wish harder or more often than the wish that I was a bird. Good Morning!!!

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I agree, Europe shouldn't shun your alternative viewpoint Europe should dismiss it altogether, put you, Musk, and Trump, on no-fly lists, and sever all ties You're the enemy now

submitted 9 days ago • 11 comments

Feeling trapped in your own head? Let's take a crack at fixing that. Good Morning.

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I love specifically you. Good Morning!!!

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You better be having a Good Morning for real though. The Sun (and I) can tell if you're faking. Always Smile!!!

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Are there obstacles standing between you and happiness? Burn them all to the ground!!! (Metaphorically speaking, of course.)

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If you act normal, they have to treat you normal. It's only fair.

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people think philadelphia has the most insufferable sports fans but fuck those idiot jerks for saying that

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FLY EAGLES FLY!!! #flyeaglesfly #gibirds

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E-L-G-S-E-S EAGLES!!!

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Good Morning!!! Shut you mouth and stare at that beautiful Sunrise!!!

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HAPPY FRIDAY!!! GO PSYCHO!!!

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Let’s get LOUD

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

Listen, it's obviously yellow with spikes. You know that. #iknowwhatcolorthesunis #theyellowcrayola

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Good Morning!!! Happy Hump Day!!!

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The Morning accepts you. You must accept The Entire Morning.

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But seriously, just like take a moment to feel human. Good Morning!!!

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But seriously, just like take a moment to feel human. Good Morning!!!

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Everything will probably go back to normal soon. Good Morning.

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It was a big party in Punxsutawney this weekend. "This is my favorite holiday," one local says of the fuss-free day, adding, "You don't have to even see your in-laws." This year, Phil saw his shadow.

submitted 22 days ago • 21 comments

What's cooler than cool? Six More Weeks of Winter!!!

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Doesn't bother me though 'cause I'm having a Good Morning every day!!!

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

The Old Man's really out here doing PSAs now, huh?

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

jfc I didn't realize this Morning was going to be *that* Good!!! ANYTHING GOES!!!

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Don't compare a Good Morning to the Almighty, compare it to The Alternative!!!

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I know what color The Sun is. #theyellowcrayola #goodmorning

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