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Whenever there's a Morning, I'll be having a Good one! It's Always Morning Somewhere!!! thegoodmorningman.com
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Good Morning!!! Don't forget your cetirizine. Better living through chemistry!!!

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If you ask me, The Sun actually looks great for its age.

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HAPPY FRIDAY!!! GO PSYCHO!!! HAVE FUN!!! NO RULES!!!

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Wishing a Big Business Idea to you and yours!!!

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I just want you to be happy. That's all I want. No matter what. Happy.

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Back where I come from, we'd play a drinking game called Daddy Issues. You'd pass a bottle and whoever had it would describe a traumatic part of their relationship with their dad then take an whatever sized drink they needed to cope. Good Morning!!!

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Good Morning!!! There's a saying where I come from, "When you sneeze, that's your body trying to die on purpose because you did something wrong."

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Happy Easter!!! It makes sense that doing normal holiday stuff is your top priority right now. Is something else going on? Who knows? Someone please pass the chocolates.

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Pass the Good Morning to the left hand side!!!

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tbh it feels like I've been living in the present forever

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Happy Friday!!! The Weekend is a chance to let off some steam!!!

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"I know how we used to draw it but look up in the sky right now!" "I don't need to look to *see* what color The Sun is. I *know* what color The Sun is."

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Start each day with a good decision!!! Choose Joy!!!

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Me? Implying violence? NO YOU'RE IMPLYING VIOLENCE!!! GET OUT OF MY FACE!!! GOOD MORNING!!!

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Happy Monday!!! Just sit up straight and no one will notice!!!

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Specifically you.

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Abacadabra! I've conjured another Good Morning out of thin air!!!

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HAPPY FRIDAY 🪩🔥🍾 ANYTHING GOES!!!

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this week has been a long year, man

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Lick The Morning clean!!!

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sheesh

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Don't worry, there will be a time when you can retire! Good Morning!!!

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If Sunday is the One True Day, does that mean Brunch is the One True Meal? Because, honestly, a lot of the time I find brunch food underwhelming. Happy Sunday!!!

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Good Morning!!! Some people work very hard, but still they never get it right. Well I'm beginning to see the light.

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Hope everyone bugs out today!!! Happy Friday 🪩🔥🍾

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Everything is probably fine. Just go about your normal life.

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The Beast, according to reliable sources, is Love!!!

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It's fine if you only have a Good Morning sometimes.

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Ethically consume a Good Morning!!!

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I think I'll play it safe and just have a Good Morning.

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Reckon y'all'd be wise to have a Good Morning every day.

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Reckon y'all'd be wise to have a Good Morning every day.

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Happy Friday!!! Have normal fun!!!

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Good Morning!!! What ever happened to that guy who decided to do something about healthcare?

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All you really need is the concept of a plan!!! Good Morning!!!

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Wake up every day or die trying!!!

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Same, Sun. Same.

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Disbelieve and Deny Bad Vibes!!! Good Morning!!!

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That's why I "ALWAYS SMILE" bro!!!

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Trust some bloke off the TV!!! HAPPY FRIDAY!!! GO PSYCHO!!!

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You never know.

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Good Morning!! We've got a nice quiet little town here and it'd be a real shame if this culminated in a high noon duel in front of everyone gathered 'round.

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Good Morning!!! I want to believe.

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There's no way to see this kind of thing coming. There was two months ago but there's not now. Good Morning.

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All you have to do is stare at it for a while and it's clear to see. Good Morning.

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Good Morning!!! Why do you always do that?!?

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Honestly, it's a pretty long line. Maybe just grab a cocktail or two and let off some steam instead. TGIF!!!

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The Beast, historically speaking, is Love!!!

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