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i always like when they shout out people at the restaurants by name on doughboys, nice reminder that these things dont just come from a box, there are real people working hard for you there

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*throws trash can thru front window of wendys and sticks head inside* hey, yall open?

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i think the government installs extra, smaller webcams to the left of the lens you see so if you get one of those webcam covers they can still spy on you

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

ugh tried to do a twista song at karaoke tonight and i sprained my tongue :c

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkya... WOW i saw a UFO!! (in sleeves's youtube) also i watched 2 other ones too.

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vaping is so cool. it makes u look like james dean from the future

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

ugh lame parents piss me off, just because you have kids doesnt mean you cant do a little PCP once in awhile

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12yo me, at a rap battle: well my name is rappin greggy and im here to say, its fun to rap in a digimon way opponent: i forfeit

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

i cut my toe off with garden shears and now i'll have to live with that mistake for the rest of my life. Lesson learned! i should have used the kitchen scissors. a job worth doing is worth doing right!!

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

imo u should count your chickens now while theyre in their eggs before they crack out of there and start running around

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

what if a gun shot 2 bullets instead of 1? your welcome, army

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unfortunately they dont make sweatpants that say "juicy" on the butt for men so i have to make my own

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my heart goes out to all the innocent men out there named chester

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i choose...to fuck, marry, and kill all three options. the FBI calls me the Black Widow

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this guy scary!!

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

i think we should call any story with talking animals an orwellian nightmare

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Wassup! I’m new to being straight and I’m wondering what’s a good woman to be attracted to for beginners? Thanks!

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

what if tom hanks had wished he was a dragon instead of just big, much better movie imo

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