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Many people think that narwhals should be considered cryptids. Many others don't think they exist at all. Those people are correct. Narwhals are spillover from the pool levels of the backrooms. You didn't think that a unicorn fish evolved naturally, did you? #lore #narwhal #backrooms

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

If you see a bright neon animal hybrid you might not be on psychedelics, it might be a alebrijes. The good news is that they're generally friendly and connect based on a resonance with your soul. The bad news is that you're probably dead. Sorry.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Redcaps dye their hats in the blood of their victims, creating the distinctive rust red color. They're the goth chicks of the fae world, in that they dress for shock value and wouldn't date me in high school. #lore #redcap #gothchicks

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El Chupacabra's thirst for goat's blood is legendary, but it can be thwarted by leaving a wheelbarrow full of strawberry YooHoo out in your garden. The bright red color confuses it, and the high sugar content will send it into diabetic shock.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

If you ever startle a Cheuksin, you must act fast to prevent death. Korean toilet spirits will strangle you with their long hair if surprised. If this happens to you pee yourself immediately. They will be embarrassed by your lack of decorum and won't want to touch you any longer. #lore #Cheuksin

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments