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"From my cold dead hands" -Nick Sirianni, probably

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Can't have POOP games anymore. Because of woke

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I've had chance to sleep on this, and reflect on it, and these were a terrible idea.

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thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

submitted 22 days ago • 644 comments

Sure, were up by a few scores, but I'm still thinking about the Coors sloth who didn't catch the beer. I cackled like a witch.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

First drive and they're on their bullshit. At least try to make it look like you're trying to be impartial.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

32oz jack and coke, third of the night, because like the Philadelphia Eagles, I'm putting it all on the line tonight too.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Go birds 🦅

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Jake the Make clocking in early. Sometimes I arrive at the office early, but it's only ever to steal stationery. Go Birds.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

That's my team. Fuck Nazis, Go Birds

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

Simpsons predicted the future again. My future, in about 6 hours time. Go Birds.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Go Birds, but also

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

It’s important to remind people today that: -Philadelphia is the best country on earth -The people are amazing specimens and the envy of all outsiders and -Its football team is going to curbstomp the opposition tomorrow. Thank you. God Bless.

submitted 23 days ago • 4 comments

Gritty continues to be a real one

submitted 41 days ago • 150 comments

The best part of this Musk-fallout is the granular-level analysis of the salute. The angle of the arm is wrong, it goes out to the side too much. he doesn't hold it long enough. I guess the apartheid-sympathizing, AfD-supporting, far-right-retweeting grandson of Nazis cannot possibly be a Nazi.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

I saw someone on r/punk (of all places, ffs) defend the Musk sieg heil as meaning "I give you my heart, America". At this point, the GOP could behead a child live on TV, and their staunch defenders would say "the kid wanted to be beheaded" We are living in a cuckoo clock.

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Next week, Divisional Round drinking game. Take a shot every time Tom Brady calls someone a freak. You will not live to see the end of the game.

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My Fitbit thinks I'm exercising, and just congratulated me on maintaining this heart rate zone. I've been sitting still for 3 hours. Sports is dumb.

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"From my cold dead hands" -Nick Sirianni, probably

Can't have POOP games anymore. Because of woke

I've had chance to sleep on this, and reflect on it, and these were a terrible idea.

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

Sure, were up by a few scores, but I'm still thinking about the Coors sloth who didn't catch the beer. I cackled like a witch.

First drive and they're on their bullshit. At least try to make it look like you're trying to be impartial.

32oz jack and coke, third of the night, because like the Philadelphia Eagles, I'm putting it all on the line tonight too.

Go birds 🦅

Jake the Make clocking in early. Sometimes I arrive at the office early, but it's only ever to steal stationery. Go Birds.

That's my team. Fuck Nazis, Go Birds

Simpsons predicted the future again. My future, in about 6 hours time. Go Birds.

Go Birds, but also

It’s important to remind people today that: -Philadelphia is the best country on earth -The people are amazing specimens and the envy of all outsiders and -Its football team is going to curbstomp the opposition tomorrow. Thank you. God Bless.

Gritty continues to be a real one

The best part of this Musk-fallout is the granular-level analysis of the salute. The angle of the arm is wrong, it goes out to the side too much. he doesn't hold it long enough. I guess the apartheid-sympathizing, AfD-supporting, far-right-retweeting grandson of Nazis cannot possibly be a Nazi.

I saw someone on r/punk (of all places, ffs) defend the Musk sieg heil as meaning "I give you my heart, America". At this point, the GOP could behead a child live on TV, and their staunch defenders would say "the kid wanted to be beheaded" We are living in a cuckoo clock.

Next week, Divisional Round drinking game. Take a shot every time Tom Brady calls someone a freak. You will not live to see the end of the game.

My Fitbit thinks I'm exercising, and just congratulated me on maintaining this heart rate zone. I've been sitting still for 3 hours. Sports is dumb.

Nakobe Dean-shaped hole in the middle of the field. Only he and Baun seem capable of making tackles.

Dallas Goedert getting YAC like:

A completion! GREASE THE POLES!

Why isn't the offense playing well? I specifically requested it.

That flop from Gibson was Neymar-like. What a sell.

FROSTYYYY