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Wow, thanks @magic.wizards.com for putting my likeness on a Magic card!

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I'm fucking eepy

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An alarming amount of young children on my flight to Las Vegas

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Nature is beautiful

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Floor judge applications to the best show of the year are up now!

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CubeCon 2025 Floor Judge and Stage Staff applications are live! forms.gle/zghMo2JzzRXV...

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The year is 2065. Secret Lair Microsoft Office Suite is releasing today (Clippy is cracked). The Secret Lair purchase website has a 43 hour queue and has crashed 29 times. You are also still in the queue for Secret Lair Costco Food Court, which released 3 months ago, but you're feeling hopeful.

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I don't food post often, but I ended up cooking dinner for Mother's Day and (early) Father's Day this year and I'm really proud of the results. Feels really good to get back into cooking a bit.

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Secret Lair? I hardly know her!

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This is @cubecon.org coded

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If I had a nickel for every time in the past week that I heard about someone asking AI about Magic rules and policy then being upset and surprised to learn it was wrong I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.

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Only days remain until CubeCon Leadership applications close! Apps will remain open until June 1st at 11:59 PM. We are hiring a Head Judge, a Sides Lead, Floor Leads, A Coverage Judge, and a Head Judge for Commander Sealed! Link below!

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Guy with the handle "TheGrixisGuy" picked the Grixis cube for CubeCon? No one could have possibly predicted this outcome. Also I'm taking the Locus God here without question or hesitation.

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do you think the Chicago Pope will bless Malort as the blood of Christ?

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Not only has my flight been delayed to high hell, but my flight also contains an entire school field trip from St. Louis featuring like six 15 year olds in Trump hats. I dont know what I did to deserve this, but if one is sitting next to me, I'm introducing myself with pronouns just for him.

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Attention judges! Leadership Apps are up for CubeCon 2025!

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Under 48 hours remain for Cube submissions so start burning that midnight oil. You have until 11:59pm CDT on Wednesday to submit your Cube for CubeCon 2025! #mtgcube

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Help I redownloaded Old School Runescape for the first time in about a decade.

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

Okay, but can it not?

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Work: "Save the date! April 24th is bring your child to work day!" Me: "Oh sorry I'm sick that day."

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To whoever just microwaved fish in the break room that I sit right next to:

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Sitting at my gate and the girl sitting across from me is eating baby carrots, celery, and cherry tomatoes and I'm eating pretzels with hotdogs in them dipped in cheese. We couldn't live more different lives.

submitted 81 days ago • 2 comments

Love that Kaya's doggie daycare has webcams up so I can sit at work and watch her plot an attempt to run between the employee's legs every time they crack open the gate to get into the room.

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Re-Shadow the Hedgehog-ifying my head today

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Also obligatory Kaya picture while waiting to get my oil changed.

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Wow, thanks @magic.wizards.com for putting my likeness on a Magic card!

I'm fucking eepy

An alarming amount of young children on my flight to Las Vegas

Nature is beautiful

Floor judge applications to the best show of the year are up now!

CubeCon 2025 Floor Judge and Stage Staff applications are live! forms.gle/zghMo2JzzRXV...

The year is 2065. Secret Lair Microsoft Office Suite is releasing today (Clippy is cracked). The Secret Lair purchase website has a 43 hour queue and has crashed 29 times. You are also still in the queue for Secret Lair Costco Food Court, which released 3 months ago, but you're feeling hopeful.

I don't food post often, but I ended up cooking dinner for Mother's Day and (early) Father's Day this year and I'm really proud of the results. Feels really good to get back into cooking a bit.

Secret Lair? I hardly know her!

This is @cubecon.org coded

If I had a nickel for every time in the past week that I heard about someone asking AI about Magic rules and policy then being upset and surprised to learn it was wrong I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.

Only days remain until CubeCon Leadership applications close! Apps will remain open until June 1st at 11:59 PM. We are hiring a Head Judge, a Sides Lead, Floor Leads, A Coverage Judge, and a Head Judge for Commander Sealed! Link below!

Guy with the handle "TheGrixisGuy" picked the Grixis cube for CubeCon? No one could have possibly predicted this outcome. Also I'm taking the Locus God here without question or hesitation.

do you think the Chicago Pope will bless Malort as the blood of Christ?

Not only has my flight been delayed to high hell, but my flight also contains an entire school field trip from St. Louis featuring like six 15 year olds in Trump hats. I dont know what I did to deserve this, but if one is sitting next to me, I'm introducing myself with pronouns just for him.

Attention judges! Leadership Apps are up for CubeCon 2025!

Under 48 hours remain for Cube submissions so start burning that midnight oil. You have until 11:59pm CDT on Wednesday to submit your Cube for CubeCon 2025! #mtgcube

Help I redownloaded Old School Runescape for the first time in about a decade.

Okay, but can it not?

Work: "Save the date! April 24th is bring your child to work day!" Me: "Oh sorry I'm sick that day."

To whoever just microwaved fish in the break room that I sit right next to:

Sitting at my gate and the girl sitting across from me is eating baby carrots, celery, and cherry tomatoes and I'm eating pretzels with hotdogs in them dipped in cheese. We couldn't live more different lives.

Love that Kaya's doggie daycare has webcams up so I can sit at work and watch her plot an attempt to run between the employee's legs every time they crack open the gate to get into the room.

Re-Shadow the Hedgehog-ifying my head today

Also obligatory Kaya picture while waiting to get my oil changed.

Hell is spending a hour in the oil change line next to the Jeep with the giant "Bulletproof" Trump sticker

Finally conquered execute dysfunction and did my taxes. Please clap.

Don't mind me, just thinking about the best menu item Taco Bell ever concocted