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Every time someone advocates gun control, I buy another gun. Please stop. I have no room left.
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Guess who just found a bag of HSTs in some random box while cleaning? Yay me.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

30+ ish years old and still in the factory... cosmo? Smells like cosmo, but not nearly as bad as ye olde Mosins.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

They only love me for my body heat.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

You did treat them like enemies. That's why they stood up, gave you both fingers, and voted Trump. Maybe don't be an ass and try taking their concerns seriously in 2028 if you want to win. But I really, really hope you don't.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

So it's been a week. Are you people okay? We don't appear to have gotten into any wars, the world is still spinning correctly, and no one is getting liquidated. It's almost like the media did a bunch of fear mongering and you all fell for it.

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I cooked a steak at night with the power of the sun. Because I could. Turns out the induction plate gets hot really fast. It ended up medium well. 😞

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

1. It wasn't out of my way. 2. There is absolutely nothing to be scared of by the new administration unless you were a fan of higher prices, more crime, and the bundling incompetence of the prior administration. 3.

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

Just wanted to wish @erynnoterin.bsky.social a Happy Inauguration Day. Your followers' attempts to mass report my Twitter posts from the last 3 years failed. NVDA 137.71

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

Just checking in, everyone okay over here?

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I have entered the future

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Help! I gotta pee.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Eepy babies.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Well... shit. Guess Imma die alone.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Johnny's exhausted from sitting at the window and watching me shovel.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

The problem here is your definition of nazi is anyone to the right of Mao. Hilariously enough, you bozos would call my grandpa, a man who fought and killed actual nazis, one. Let that sink in for a minute.

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Every year come smoke detectors day I end up with a bunch of half drained 9V batteries that I don't use in anything else. I decided to find a use for them and what do you know, they make a little flashlight that clips right on to the top. It's called a Blocklite and they're on Amazon.

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

The first two got rescued today.

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submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

Help! I need to pee.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Where am I supposed to sleep?

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Merry Clitoris 🎅

submitted 63 days ago • 5 comments

Merry Christmas. Cartoon by the wonderful Liz Climo

submitted 63 days ago • 171 comments

It's time to open your presents! 🎁✨

submitted 63 days ago • 7 comments

I found all the street babies today. Added some warm water to their wet food because it's ridiculously cold out.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Used my Delta 2 to power my coffee maker. It takes 3% of the battery and peaks at 1368w to go from cold start to cup of green tea. In a real emergency, I expect I will use my rocket stove to boil water and make stuff the old-fashioned way. With fire.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Beeg muscle woman

submitted 74 days ago • 110 comments

Behold, the Super Battery 9000. Home Depot had Delta 2s with a 220w solar panel on sale for 679, regularly 999 w/o the panel.

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

Still in the factory cosmo.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

I surrounded Alfonso with his little raccoon family while he was asleep like he does to me.

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submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

I am secretly 100 years old.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Truly a unifying moment. Sadly I expect our representatives won't take the opportunity to unfuck our healthcare system.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Fed the street babies.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Yep. And in our darkest hour, when we needed them, the Amish arrived. The Republic is saved.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Post Sub-freezing Carry:

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