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Mother Extremists Hijack Airwaves To Broadcast Photos Of Their Children theonion.com/mother-...

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New Clearblue Test Comes With Flight Voucher In Case Result Positive

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"You can't throw a brick. But a can of soup? You can put some power behind that."

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“Let me be clear: This man, who attempted to park on the street and damaged the rear bumper of a Model 3, is a domestic terrorist who deserves to die,” said Pam Bondi theonion.com/man-who...

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Just heard in a song that the ultimate low is being ugly, sick, broke, and stupid. Kinda sick of being called out like that.

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Musk Announces All 340 Million Americans Must Strip And Take Turn Pushing The Wheel Of Pain theonion.com/musk-an...

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Stop. Take a deep breath and listen. Hear that? That's your demons trying to escape.

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