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thehambone0.bsky.social
She/her. Sort of funny person. https://linktr.ee/thehambone198?utm_source=linktree_admin_share
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Nicotine withdrawal got me thinking about doing war crimes

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No TikTok no Twitter I wanna go home

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been listening to the upstairs carpet being replaced and a lawnmower for the last 3 hours and I’m at my breaking point

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

stop hoping for things to be good. funny is the best you'll get.

submitted 112 days ago • 3 comments

RIP the goat

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Sometimes I worry I’m having a heart attack but it’s just my massive bazonga hurting

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Merry Queefmas

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So much static electricity in my sweater it’s making my teeth hurt

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Everyone can tell I’m listening to Weezer can’t they?

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Looking at pictures of bugs, sitting on the work toilet, listening to Billy Joel. I’m just on some shit y’all wouldn’t get.

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Merry Queefmas

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New flows coming be patient brother

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

I’m gonna start barking at people who try to enter through the exit gate

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

Do you think RFK Jr or Jordan Peterson would win a crazy competition? A freak off some may say.

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You hit your late 20s and you’re already decaying body just conks out.

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I’ve had to explain to my bf like 50 times that you don’t need bubbles to take a bath

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The feminine urge to cry and say “oh so you want me to kms?” when a customer is being mean to me.

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It’s so funny that Charlie Brown’s theme song isn’t even named after him, it’s named after Linus and Lucy. I remember getting the sheet music when I was taking piano lessons as a kid and being like “Man, that boy doesn’t have anything”

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I guess I have to stop working on my Jay-Z impression

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I run the heater and the ac in the winter because i'm like a snake who need their cage to be exactly 70 degrees.

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We on that PC with the ethernet baaaabaaayyyyyy

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

I bring a real “I’m going to go over the $20 limit” vibe that secret Santa participants do not like.

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

dont fake cough in the public bathroom baby girl 🥺 let that ass sing mama

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

Shoutout to fishing in video games That shit rules

submitted 146 days ago • 471 comments

I have literally never heard a funny joke from Schulz the right winger “comedy” grift is actually so easy it’s insane.

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I thought over 50,000 minutes of music listening was normal? Wtf y’all doing all day?

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I am the Kendrick Bot they’re talking about

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Doctor said I have anal fissures. Now I don’t know what kinda lake that boy fishes at but shoooweee

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flicking the bean of eternal damnation

submitted 149 days ago • 6 comments

I’ve had a job for almost a year now but I bring a real unemployed vibe wherever I go

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Haven’t posted anything from my sketchbook in a minute on here so yeah :)

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i’m thankful for 2024 being such an insane year for music.

submitted 153 days ago • 64 comments

I hope Kendrick Lamar and Megan Thee Stallion are having a great morning.

submitted 155 days ago • 44 comments

I’m terrible at the AOTY website because I just like music and I don’t wanna hurt any artists feelings.

submitted 155 days ago • 1 comment

I haven’t been able to draw anything in a minute because my fingers just decided to have fucking welts on them for no damn reason so that’s been a bummer.

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

It’s been a rough month but everyone collectively making fun of Drake again helps.

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

Drake waited until Kendrick dropped his next album to sue so that Kendrick couldn't make fun of him suing on it

submitted 156 days ago • 219 comments

Most insane moment on the new Kendrick was at the very end when he said my full legal name, thanked me for listening, and said I'm the only one who truly understands what he's saying

submitted 158 days ago • 49 comments

heart pt 6 is so good I love my friends I love TDE and I love love

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

ALL I EVER WANTED WAS A BLACK GRAND NATIONAL FUCK BEING RATIONAL GIVE THEM WHAT THE ASK FOR

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