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What up nerds, Episode 18 is UP. Join us as we explore what if the great war was all girls and then they kiss? And more! It's a gaming extravaganza. Available wherever u get your #podcasts! open.spotify.com/episode/35FE...

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Day 13 of posting bad media: So, there's this little movie called Witchboard 2 (1993)... After the success (?) of the first movie, this one follows the exact same formula: woman buys ouija board, has drama with her boyfriend, and almost gets killed. It's a silly 90's bad movie time for sure.

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Day 12 of posting bad media every day: So you've heard of the Borderlands movie (2024.) Did you know that it's even worse than you've heard? We watched it last night and WOW. Usually you can find a redeeming part of bad media-- an actor, the effects, whatever-- but we hated every. single. part.

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Day 11 of posting bad media every day: This one is hot off the presses, folks! Last night we watched "Night on the Galactic Railroad" (1985). This was a real weird movie. So, there's two cats. They're on a train that's a metaphor for death, and there's a LOT of Christian imagery. Like TOO MUCH.

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New podcast episode day! Topics include: Destiny and its assorted shapes, the greatest book wishlist ever, and who's the littlest fella anyway? bit.ly/4j4kIuB

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Day 10 (!!) of posting bad media every day: Hey, have you ever heard of 1982's "Q: The Winged Serpent"? Well neither had we until we trawled Amazon's vast reserves of bad movies. But, to be fair, anything with David Carradine in it is sure to be gold. Quetzalcoatl attacks New York! Crimes ensue!

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Day 9 of posting bad media every day: In a world where it doesn't cost $200,000 to $500,000 to launch a helicopter, Los Angeles has heliCops. Don't worry, they mostly spend their time hovering outside of apartment buildings peeping on naked women. Or getting in trouble with the chief. Or crashing.

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Day 8 of sharing bad media every day: We can all agree that Cloud Atlas (2012) is bad, right? As a child I loved it, as an adult I think it's a bad take on a bad book. The idea is-- the same person has lived out multiple lives throughout the centuries and millennia. However it's just kinda a mess

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Day 7 of sharing bad media every day: Witchboard (1986) is a classic in our friend group. Prepare yourself for 1 and a half hours of a woman convulsing because the luigi board she's using is EVIL. Everyone insists on calling it a "witchboard," even though that's not what a weggy board is named.

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Day 6 of sharing bad media every day: Scales: Mermaids are Real is the weirdest 2000's kids' movie made in... 2017!? It's got everything: a tone-death mechanic of "half-breeds" and "purebloods," and a werewolves vs. vampires situation with "the Hunters" (men.) It's like Twilight but worse!

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Day 5 of sharing bad media every day: Now when I say that "Brother Bear: the Video Game" is bad, I mean BAD. It was short, it barely covered the movie's events, and it felt a bit like an afterthought. But hey, the Chicagoan little kid voicing Koda is ADORABLE. He's doing his best and he nails it!

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Episode 14 is live! Who is Mora and why is she on WHO's cell phone? Should we all have virtual anime girls nudging us when we play video games too long? Maybe! On this episode we discuss: NYC's greasy subway system, what is a worksona, and who is Mora anyway???? open.spotify.com/episode/27mc...

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Day 4 of sharing bad media every day: Ever heard of the 1986 My Little Pony movie where giant purple goo eats the town and turns ponies into assholes? Well, now you have. Affectionately referred to as "MLP '86" in our friend group, this movie is HAUNTING. There's a tentacle monster and everything!

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Day 3 of sharing bad media every day: We've all heard of "The Lord of the Rings: Gollum." But have you played it? You absolutely should. There's creeping and crawling, snarling and moaning. There's a really bad Gollum voice actor going for broke vs. an even worse Gandalf. It. Is. Fantastic.

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Day 2 of sharing a piece of bad media every day: Deadly Premonition (2010) is famous among our friend group. It's draining, it's horrible to play, and it drags on... However, it's silly and wonderful too. It's LITERALLY, ACTUALLY "Twin Peaks but a Japanese man wanted to do his own take on it."

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Starting a new series where I post a piece of bad media every day! Day 1: 2000's "Bear With Me" is a classic of the time. The story of a kid who found a bear in her backyard and then went on to protest logging. Because environment/animal rights was a hallmark of 2000s kid's media... for some reason

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We watched this movie last night called "Scales: Mermaids are Real" and Oh Man! What a feature film. Did you know if you scroll through Tubi you'll find the most glorious yet horrible films ever? "Un Gallo Con Muchos Huevos" was there too. Let's not forget about the Legally Blonde spinoffs either..

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Episode 13 is now live! Don't you want to know who our Doggo of the Day is? I'll give you a hint: he's the pup in the picture! In this episode: the legalities of New York catnapping, DnD: the Bible edition, and what is "quality TV" and why is it 2024's Irish Wish? bit.ly/3Fwmy8R

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Went mushroom hunting yesterday... look at this amazing chonky guy I found! That stem is THICK! The one mushroom I know of with a super thick stem is called "Satan's Bolete," but this isn't that! #fungifriends Speaking of chonky, here's my parent's cats! They're practically melting in the sun. - M

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It doesn't matter what you wear! Just as long as you are there 🎵 Yes, even if you have too short curly bangs that make you look like a Vermonter. When will doop learn?? Find out soon, we're back to #recording the #podcast today! And E13 is in the proof-listening stage. Huzzah!

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Heyy gooses, we're taking a small break to restock on the funnies (allegedly). We'll be back soon!

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I love poison omlette, i mean spicy noodle. -1. -1. -1. Assorted oof ouch noises. Yum. #meme

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This goosedamned #meme has irratiated our collective brainstem and refuses to let go. Threadpilled 1/maxxerrrr

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Doop's #dog thread: Seoul! She's so lovely and nice and I sqeeze her and she's so smart and knows the tricks and how to be cuteeeee

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The time has come. When all else fails, there's the hotful noodler (although it is overhyped) #noodles #spicy #samyang

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Ep 12 up now! Have you ever wished to be like a #mushroom. Specifically, like some kinda oval on a stick. No? well, Honk Zone #Podcast has 0%-69% of that, so. The other 31% is THe STinkeRRRRRRRR. (A mushroom stinker, not a doggo stinker, although we have one of those too.)

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Day 67 of posting cool mushrooms every day: The Stinker mushroom (Tricholoma sulphureum) is a European mushroom that smells very sulphurous, or like coal gas. The chemical that makes it smell so bad is called "skatole" (3-methylindole) which is commonly found in feces. (Source: bit.ly/4hy72qP)

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E12 is a little late, but will be live within a couple hours! Stay tuned for THE HOTFUL NOODLERRRR, among such other things as TWO #mushroomoftheweek, a #doggooftheweek, #history of the week, #bookoftheweek, and some #youtube #drama!??! Say it AI-nt so!

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Who's allowed to name these mushrooms??? -M

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It's slightly bigger than a rat, it's "Brother Bear: The Video Game"!! That feel when you skitter really fast, but jump very slowly. Yeah, same. #videogame #gaming #gamer #retrogame #nostalgia #disney #badvideogames #badmedia #sobaditsgood

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Day 1 of 1 of posting rats everyday @misshalcyon.bsky.social

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#pizzarat

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#Episode 11 of the #podcast is out now, babes. Get your fix on some Desperate Houserats. Desperats. Jk its just wives or something. Why are the #housewives so desperate? What are they desperate for? What even is this #sims ripoff #videogame? Don't find out on The Honk Zone Podcast.

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#nyc #rats #bababooey

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We tried #DnD one time... it didn't work out. And #pathfinder. And DnD Again. Third time is the charm? Dubious so far, but come along as we chat about our #adventures on the latest #podcast. Here, have a lil #doodle #art

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We didn't have a #mushroomoftheweek this time, but we did look through #rareseeds! Can you guess which plant is which one of us? Answers on the back of the pod! Check out www.rareseeds.com and tag yourself too!(not sponsored) -D

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