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JFC 🤦‍♂️

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About right!

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Waiting for the “Axis of Evil” line from HumptyTrumptyDumpty tomorrow

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“Your phone has been updated to iOS 18.4. Future updates will be installed automatically” Oh no they fucking won’t

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Would expect nothing less from Oracle 🤦‍♂️

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I knew this was coming. It replicates Putin’s playbook. Two terms, swap roles with the Prime Minister, change the rules, President for life. Obviously there are “elections” in Russia 🤣🤣🤣 This is where you’re heading, USA

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Validation for my earlier post 🤣🤣

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I'll say it first so you can all groan at me and leave the others alone "There's a grand stretch in the evenings, isn't there?" (Daylight Savings Time took effect this morning, here)

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Hahaha 🤣 Not in your current state but clean yourself up a bit and I’m sure you’d be welcomed

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Oh. Funny, clever, sadly true

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Looking forward to that moment

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I had a wet dream about Elon Musk where I ran him over with a Tesla and pissed myself laughing.

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🤣🤣🤣

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Oh I like this “we don't want your Nazi cars take a one way trip to Mars”

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Good evening. Remember that the time changes tonight for DST (Europe). There's a handy saying to help you know which way the time changes: SPRING forward; AUTUMN back. I think that's correct?

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After the 2nd Line I was singing along 🤣 Well played, sir

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What is it about surnames that start with a W? For years, as someone working in Infosec & Privacy, I’ve called these 3 Senators “The Usual Suspects” as they seem to be the ones standing up to the TechBro bullshit. Thank you @warren.senate.gov @wyden.senate.gov @markwarner.bsky.social

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Fuck off, Putler 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 www.bbc.com/news/article...

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Well, that was a frightfully long day fighting off the scumbags on the interwebz. Now where was I? Oh yes, scumbags! How is America’s Dear Leader and his sidekick? (arrange those in order of your personal preference)

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We know

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So me 🤣

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Ich auch

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Trump pulls the Stefanik nomination. Perhaps he's been watching elections in Iowa and PA where dems are flipping ruby red districts and feared dems would re-take the House?

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Not sure that would be enough. Complete re-install of the OS I reckon

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Bring it on Frumpty Dumpty

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Anyone who uses the term “dipshit” (one of my favourites) gets a repost 🤣

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Greenland? I doubt they could find Florida on a map

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I see Tushy Gabbard is talking out of her arse again (I just laughed at my own pun there 🤦‍♂️. Tushy (US) and Arse (UK) mean the same thing)

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Seeing as it has sunk my navy anyway, Ukraine has agreed to Black Sea ceasefire.

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🤣🤣

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Oh, I like this 🤣

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LOL 🤣🤣

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I concur

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I wouldn’t go there if my life depended on it

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Somewhere, maybe in Mexico, Sergio Perez is flipping the bird to Red Bull and saying: “See, I told you it was the POS car” #Formula1 #LH8MV3 #LH44 #ABMV

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This runs contrary to my normal expression: “What’s the difference between a WankPanzer and a hedgehog?” “The WankPanzer has the pricks on the inside”

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OMG. Brilliant 🤣🤣

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I now refer to the former USA as the FSA The Fucking State of America As in: locally we would say about something completely knackered like an old car with three wheels, belching smoke out the back, as “Look at the Fucking State of That”

JFC 🤦‍♂️

About right!

Waiting for the “Axis of Evil” line from HumptyTrumptyDumpty tomorrow

“Your phone has been updated to iOS 18.4. Future updates will be installed automatically” Oh no they fucking won’t

Would expect nothing less from Oracle 🤦‍♂️

I knew this was coming. It replicates Putin’s playbook. Two terms, swap roles with the Prime Minister, change the rules, President for life. Obviously there are “elections” in Russia 🤣🤣🤣 This is where you’re heading, USA

Validation for my earlier post 🤣🤣

I'll say it first so you can all groan at me and leave the others alone "There's a grand stretch in the evenings, isn't there?" (Daylight Savings Time took effect this morning, here)

Hahaha 🤣 Not in your current state but clean yourself up a bit and I’m sure you’d be welcomed

Oh. Funny, clever, sadly true

Looking forward to that moment

I had a wet dream about Elon Musk where I ran him over with a Tesla and pissed myself laughing.

🤣🤣🤣

Oh I like this “we don't want your Nazi cars take a one way trip to Mars”

Good evening. Remember that the time changes tonight for DST (Europe). There's a handy saying to help you know which way the time changes: SPRING forward; AUTUMN back. I think that's correct?

After the 2nd Line I was singing along 🤣 Well played, sir

What is it about surnames that start with a W? For years, as someone working in Infosec & Privacy, I’ve called these 3 Senators “The Usual Suspects” as they seem to be the ones standing up to the TechBro bullshit. Thank you @warren.senate.gov @wyden.senate.gov @markwarner.bsky.social

Fuck off, Putler 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 www.bbc.com/news/article...

Well, that was a frightfully long day fighting off the scumbags on the interwebz. Now where was I? Oh yes, scumbags! How is America’s Dear Leader and his sidekick? (arrange those in order of your personal preference)

We know

So me 🤣

Ich auch

Trump pulls the Stefanik nomination. Perhaps he's been watching elections in Iowa and PA where dems are flipping ruby red districts and feared dems would re-take the House?

Not sure that would be enough. Complete re-install of the OS I reckon

Bring it on Frumpty Dumpty

Anyone who uses the term “dipshit” (one of my favourites) gets a repost 🤣

Greenland? I doubt they could find Florida on a map

I see Tushy Gabbard is talking out of her arse again (I just laughed at my own pun there 🤦‍♂️. Tushy (US) and Arse (UK) mean the same thing)

Seeing as it has sunk my navy anyway, Ukraine has agreed to Black Sea ceasefire.

🤣🤣

Oh, I like this 🤣

LOL 🤣🤣

I concur

I wouldn’t go there if my life depended on it

Somewhere, maybe in Mexico, Sergio Perez is flipping the bird to Red Bull and saying: “See, I told you it was the POS car” #Formula1 #LH8MV3 #LH44 #ABMV

This runs contrary to my normal expression: “What’s the difference between a WankPanzer and a hedgehog?” “The WankPanzer has the pricks on the inside”

OMG. Brilliant 🤣🤣

I now refer to the former USA as the FSA The Fucking State of America As in: locally we would say about something completely knackered like an old car with three wheels, belching smoke out the back, as “Look at the Fucking State of That”

USA, you really now are a Banana Republic

Now that is the type of humour I appreciate 🤣🤣