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My favorite app to waste time on is gone šŸ˜­

Fuck a breakup , have you ever finished a Netflix series you loved šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

In Home Alone 2, when the father gets the bill from The Plaza for Kevinā€™s stay, I almost feel like the hotel should take that L but Kevin did commit credit card fraud and con them into letting him check-in and use amenities without an adult.

So I just finished my annual watch of Home Alone 1 and 2 and my thought on the McAllister parents (including the aunt and annoying ass uncle) being neglectful emotionally and physically to Kevin.

After Mariah, DMX rapping Rudolph and the Temptations, this is Christmas classic goes up I. My household. #Baltimore #Maryland #crabs youtube.com/watch?v=9GFr...

I get that she explicitly said not to dogpile on Jamila , Mecca and em but inevitably making that TikTok was going to cause just that so its kind of hypocritical because Jamila and Mecca(to my knowledge) havenā€™t sent their followers after people they have conflict with.

As I watched Jackieā€™s TikTok, all I could think was damn Jackie is giving Jamila and Mecca easy plays on their podcast and TikToks, man whatā€™s an interesting way to make a check. Love to all parties involved. #blacksky

The fans and stans of Real Housewives are just as hypocritical and dogmatic as the ladies we love and/or hate to watch and thatā€™s why these shows have been on for decades #housewives #bravo

Yā€™all had no problem when Garcelle was shading Teddi when, to my knowledge, Teddi never did anything to Garcelle. #rhobh

Garcelle has always been nosey and opinionated whatā€™s the difference now! Garcelle is supposed to ignore Dorit at the tableā€¦ whereā€™s the fun in that. #rhobh

Forever and ever!

To the Karen that got attitudinal with me when I didnā€™t know what pĆ¢tĆ© was, do you think youā€™re better than me because you buy liver paste?

Me not agreeing with you doesnā€™t mean I donā€™t understand your perspective, I heard you Iā€™m just not on what youā€™re on.

The family has been dropping tea all fucking day! The toxicity was real and the drama is good!

Chile the youngsters had to wake the old heads up from the itis with the uno gameā€¦ nooooe they wanna play spades šŸ˜

Turns out the one of the white men can make some good ass turkey!

My cousin has 2 white men in his house right now and one of them is making rocky road ambrosia salad so thatā€™s how my Thanksgiving is starting.

Fuck Sofia for bombing an already decimated neighborhood but I was rooting for her to beat the cowardly Oz #thepenguinhbo