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thejefflyons.bsky.social
Bats right, throws right. Oxford comma enthusiast. Phillies fan, husband, father, and dog dad.
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Your mom didn’t tip you off?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

From now on, let's refer to owners of #Tesla trucks as cyberschmucks. You're welcome.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Ignore the snow outside–it's officially spring! Happy Pitchers and Catchers Report to Spring Training Day! #baseballisback #Phillies

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Made Mahomes do the narration? That ain't right, man.

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments

A lazy Saturday, in canine form. #GermanShepherd #dogsofbluesky

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

A few years ago, I told my son to reverse the direction of his ceiling fan to cool his room. He thought I was BSing him but he looked it up and guess what, Dad was right. I often used his youth against him, as shown below. #DadJokes

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

This Texas-Arizona State game is absolutely nuts.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Only 87 days until #Phillies Opening Day 2025.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

This beautiful girl is 11 years old today! Please wish Wendy the happiest of birthdays! #germanshepherd

submitted 57 days ago • 2 comments

That song Grandma got run over by a reindeer was about a brutal sleighing.

submitted 62 days ago • 10 comments

This is truly the best legal advice we can give.

submitted 79 days ago • 506 comments

Love you, Jayson. But I hate this more than I hate the Mets. Which is to say “a lot.”

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Just deactivated my Twitter.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Currently playing stump the band with #AppleSupport because my apps won't update in my iPhone 16. Every time I try to update an app, I get asked for my password and enter it. It then asks for my password again. And again. And again. I've talked to 2 phone advisers and a Genius Bar person. I'm stuck.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

The six-game ticket package has been purchased and I'll be attending my 46th consecutive #Phillies Home Opener! It'll be Year 25 for Sam.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Snowflakes are falling in Cherry Hill, NJ. Repeat - snowflakes are falling. #njweather

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Some spam somehow ended up in my inbox about a failed $4,310 disbursement from the NJ Department of Labor. They wanted me to provide my info. Yeah, I'll get right on that. The best part was at the bottom where it read "Copyright 2024, Commonwealth of New Jersey." LOL.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

My first post and presenting my dog, the almost 11-year-old Wendy, aka Wendaroo. #germanshepherd

submitted 103 days ago • 2 comments