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The problem with political jokes is they get elected. Running for U.S. congress in 2027. Political humor on Tiktok, & some serious ones because our šŸŒŽis on šŸ”„ TikTok: @theJFC
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I think the funniest part about Republicans not understanding basic history is watching the U.S. military sing ā€œOne Day Moreā€ from Les Mis, at the 2025 Governors Ballā€¦ Les Mis is about the French Revolution, where the people rose up against King Louis XVI's absolute monarchy.šŸ˜¹

The Trump administration is using executive orders to see who blindly follows, anyone who doesnā€™t will be a target. This is just the beginning.

We have a better chance of an asteroid hitting earth than DOGE finding a significant amount of government waste.

Does anyone else feel like they are watching a tv show, or in a fever dream, while watching the U.S. fall to an authoritarian regime?

Just a reminder, this administration doesnā€™t care about wasteful spendingā€¦ they just care if our taxes arenā€™t going into the Oligarchā€™s pocket.

The fact that an Oligarch is standing in the Oval Office, speaking to the press about gutting government funding that he finds wasteful, without any congressional oversight, should be a huge fucking red flag.

8,000 undocumented immigrants have already been released, by ICE, back into the U.S. bc we canā€™t afford to mass deport them all. In other words, Donald Trump lied to MAGA, and either itā€™s not a crime to be undocumented in the U.Sā€¦ or Donald Trump is releasing thousands of criminals into the USā€¦

Serious questionā€¦ How is DEI responsible for the plane/helicopter crash, when Trump ended DEI?

Just so we are clear, this is what republicans want.

They are detaining US citizens, and building concentration campsā€¦ What could possibly go wrong.

The White House Press Secretary just said: The attorney generals and federal judges have a right to ā€œtheir legal opinionā€ that birthright citizenship is constitutional, but this administration disagreesā€¦ Read that again.

We are doing Bad Take Tuesdayā€¦ where everyone shares their bad takesā€¦ So, I want to hear your bad take on how we should bring down the rising cost of eggs, due to the bird flu spreading through the U.S. So far we have:

Iā€™m calling it nowā€¦ Republicans are trying to start a war with Mexico so they can declare all persons of Mexican descent, including American citizens, be put in camps for ā€œU.S. safetyā€ā€¦ U.S. history is repeating itself.

Undocumented immigrants are not criminals. When you are in the U.S. without documentation, thatā€™s a civil violation, not a crime. Whereas, Donald Trump committed 34 felonies, making him a criminal. Hope that helps.

Trump keeps fucking over Americaā€¦ That must be why Republicans keep calling him, ā€œDaddy Trumpā€.

The constitution protects all people living in the U.S. Most constitutional provisions apply based on personhood, not citizenshipā€¦ So, when republicans say this, they are suggesting that undocumented immigrants arenā€™t humans. Which what the Nazis did.

I donā€™t know who needs to hear thisā€¦ but the U.S. government wants undocumented immigrants in our country. Thatā€™s why no president has fixed our immigration system. But no one is ready to talk about thatā€¦

Save this postā€¦ Iā€™m calling it nowā€¦ If ICE is allowed to raid schools, children will go missing, and it wonā€™t just be undocumented children.

First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because Iā€™ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.

An 11 year-old made an anti-trump TikTok and the thin skinned elderly toddler sent the Secret Service to his elementary school. Thatā€™s where we are.

-Trump removes ban blocking ICE from raiding schools saying, "Criminals will no longer be able to hide in America's schools and churches to avoid arrest.ā€ -News comes out about ICE illegally detaining US citizens. Yeah, this sounds very concerning for ALL Latino children who attend public schools.

Do you think they will be rebooting school house rock to explain theocratic authoritarian rule? Because it seems a lot of the songs are outdated now.

Oh wow, look at that, a man who received a j6 pardon from Trump has already been arrested againā€¦ And Trump wants to invite these criminals to the White House.

If you are not white passing, carry a picture of your passport bc ice is stopping US citizens and demanding proof of citizenshipā€¦. And it will only get worse.

ā€œStop calling us Nazisā€¦ā€

If there are only 2 gendersā€¦ then what the fuck do you call this?!?

Rich white men are exempt from the lawā€¦ So, Iā€™m not sure why republicans are freaking out over the pardon of aā€¦ ***checks notes*** ā€¦rich white man.

Why would an incoming president need to make a shit ton of money, really quickly, right before he is sworn in? Just asking questions.

Just a reminder to everyoneā€¦ DO NOT TURN THE INAUGURATION ON TOMORROW. Do not stream it. Do not give Donald Trump views. If you want to know what is happening, follow a creator who is posting clips live. Letā€™s tank his views.

Chicagoans beware, who knows what these Nazis will be trying to pull on Tuesdayā€¦

Do Americans not realize that AMERICANS are the ones that are underpaid and over workedā€¦ Yet, the U.S. government tries to make it seem like China is the one with all the labor issues? US propaganda is wild.

Under lighting a subject is often used in horror movies, and photos, to make someone look unsettling and evil. Think of how you hold a flashlight under your face to tell a spooky storyā€¦ this portrait is heavily under lit. Nothing about studio lighting and posing is coincidental.

Ah yes, letā€™s make everything more expensive for the working class, while giving even more tax breaks to the rich. Does everyone get it yet?!? Eat the rich!

Who is ready to blame everything on republicans, while we watch republicans melt down because they have no one else to blame? āœ‹

Happy Sunday!

Call me crazy, but I donā€™t think closing the border will protect us from our own citizensā€¦

We already have the album cover for 2025.

I think the funniest part of Trump taking office is, eggs are about to be the most expensive they have ever beenā€¦ and we get to blame it on Trump.

If you were wondering how itā€™s going on twitterā€¦ šŸ˜¹šŸæšŸæšŸæ

Iā€™m really thinking everyone made a huge mistake leaving twitter bc itā€™s currently hilarious over thereā€¦

Wait until MAGA find out that pushing H1B visas were a major part of the immigration section in Project 2025.

I need to get something off my chestā€¦ Love Actually is a terrible movie.

Same goes for the CEOā€¦ who killed hundreds of thousands of people, whose entire families will be without their loved ones. Iā€™m sick of people acting like there wasnā€™t violence on both sides.

I donā€™t know about youā€¦ But, I would consider cutting cancer research for children, so the rich can get richer, to be more of an act of terrorism than shooting a CEOā€¦

I thought they were stupid when they believed tariffs would lower the cost of groceriesā€¦ but now, they are simping for an oligarch controlling our government