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thejollycrank.bsky.social
He/Him Equal parts jolly and cranky. Veterinary technician because I love animals and people (some exceptions apply). I contain multitudes.
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TIL wow

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When I was a child, the computers were the ones who would scream when we got online

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The Merrittocracy

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[POV] You’re witnessing my funeral procession

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Okay, one more tree swallow. This one was just about to grab the insect from the surface. #🪶 #birds #nature #wildlife #treeswallows #swallows #birding #photography #birdsofbluesky #naturephotography #birdphotography #nikon #nikonZ8 #nikonphotographer

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"Is that why they always fall in scary movies?" 🤣🤣🤣

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Want to know the big difference between a tariff and a sales tax? The biggest one is when you look at your receipt, you know how much of your money went to sales tax. That's the secret with tariffs. It's a secret tax. No one knows they're paying it.

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the three of us are having a conversation

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We are a pro-Michelle Wolf household. This joke made me nervous, to start, but our gurl didn’t let us down 😂🤣✊🏽

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I think I hit on this lesbian in college. She was disinterested and frankly disgusted. Rifle also accurate.

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More affordable way to stock your freezer… Now is the time to buy ham and other Spring holiday meat when it’s on sale. It’s also the time to buy seafood because of lent. I know everyone can’t afford to do this but if you can grab a little extra for your stockpile.

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Bathroom. Which, as a centaur, is whichever room I am standing in at the time.

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Long as I live, I will never forget; Black historians will regale kids with the story of the Battle for the Soul of Montgomery 🪑🇺🇸

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Forcing people to pay $130 for a passport in order to vote is just a Jim Crow poll tax by another name. It is blatantly unconstitutional.

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Can confirm

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3 days ago RFK Jr. told the CDC to stop recommending water fluoridation, claiming it was a neurotoxin (this is a lie). Turns out he also just eliminated the CDC’s entire Lead Program, and now lead poisoned children in Milwaukee are just on their own. Lead IS a neurotoxin and harms brain development

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Hope this helps.

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Sure, I go to the library for books, but also sometimes I go just to exist in a space that's welcoming, organized, comfortable, judgement-free, and run by knowledgeable, helpful, passionate people, because that energy is straight up medicinal.

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they are busy insider trading

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Elevated. Like beyond acceptable levels of butter shit.

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HANG ON. Christopher Guest is actually *Baron* Haden-Guest (the 5th Baron Haden-Guest, actually) and used to regularly attend the House of Lords until reform happened? THE ABSOLUTE FUCK?

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The people say it’s hyperbolic to say that racism permeates every aspect of our lives wouldn’t believe what they call Brazil nuts.

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Electron microscope to see the world's tiniest molecular violin playing for this dude.

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Last year a dude died because he fired off a firework mortar from the top hat of his Uncle Sam costume and his wife said "He died doing what he loved doing" and I was like which part? Which thing did he love doing?

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who cries when I pull out a Wet Wipe and a whole clump comes out instead

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New city, new public library card. Unlocked.

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