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Someone alert Jake Tapper that the president is having imaginary phone calls with the governor of California.

Just witnessed a woman in a truck hit a cyclist in the ROW at Delaware & Ohio. The driver proceeded to drive the wrong way down Delaware and scream at the cyclist, and then me for helping.

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

Somehow I doubt Jake Tapper is going to get put on leave for retweeting this.

Some ICE agents, he said, had booked rooms for the night. Others had booked hotel rooms the night before. Some agents, he said, had left, but the tires on their cars had been slashed (which is why they remained parked on the lot’s seventh level hours after checking out of AC Hotel.)

Listen, I didn't create systematic, structural, generational inequality, I just made it very slightly worse to get rich.

¶¶1-6 of a long WSJ article draw the line directly from Stephen Miller's wails that ICE is not meeting targets to the Home Depot raid to the protests. This whole thing is just really good journalism, and in an outlet reasonable right wingers might trust. www.wsj.com/us-news/prot...

Joe and Vop should resign.

Lauren Roberts tried to share a statement to the City-County Council last night, but President Vop Osili ordered her removal for not adhering to a two-minute limit. Much to unpack here: mirrorindy.org/vop-osili-la... 🖋️ @peterblanchard.bsky.social 📷 @jennarwatson.bsky.social + Claire Nguyen

In the months before the 2024 election a guy came to my house and asked me to sign a petition to get RFK on the ballot and I laughed in his face and shut the door. Wish I had been meaner. Shoulda literally kicked him off my stoop. Shoulda robbed his ass

Gen X are criminals.

Reminder that we had 9 (NINE!) matches throughout the January transfer window. A threadbare squad (Teenagers + Solanke in Summer) already two months into a savage injury crisis, and it took until February 2nd & 3rd to to sign outfield players (Danso and Tel). That's unforgivable.

Hit da hotline then hit da BRICKS

This one got me. Big laugh.

"Dem governed places are nicer, wealthier and safer than Republican governed places" is a layup Dems are weirdly average to taking.

Saw that CNN has a new show called Eva Longoria: Searching for Spain and I really hope it’s just her pointing to places on a map and someone saying no

There’s been a lot written about the reactionary backlash to the 2020 protests but not enough about how much of Trump’s current shtick is driven by that night he got scared and had to hide in the basement.

The pictures don't capture the brutality of Vop shouting down a survivor of his political ally's chief of staff and then ordering the police to drag her out by force. It was shocking.

This is what it looks like when Vop Osili calls in the dogs to attack a sexual assault survivor in a city council meeting

Imagine if Biden officials talked about rural residents with such contempt.

Car crashes have killed or seriously injured roughly the same number of people as shootings in Chicago this year, but only one of these things is treated as a public safety crisis.

Never forget that Biden said "billions - millions, I meant millions of course, heh" - and our newspapers did *front page editorials* demanding he drop out Trump spews constant rambling nonsense & our editorial boards are dead silent, because they always wanted him to win (™️ @mtsw.bsky.social)

third amendment continues to pull its weight as the secret funniest load bearing cog in america's stupid machine

A damning pair of charts. People on lowest incomes own FIVE TIMES fewer cars than the richest do. Meanwhile kids in most deprived areas are FIVE TIMES more likely to be injured by cars.

I support her! But also a Spurs fan donated last time and I made them a painting of Son lol

Maybe the most dangerous aspect of X is that its algorithm - controlled by an avowed fascist - serves as the assignment editor for many mainstream media outlets. It dictates reality for people on the platform and off it.

not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates

After a few days of reflection, I'll start by staying, fair play to the board / Levy for sticking with Ange during the season. I assume they felt his position was untenable, yet they didn't fire him and in return he won the Europa League. Yet, I am still irked by the board's decision, because;

It's incredible how consistently Trump treates everyone around him like complete shit even when it would be in his direct interest to do otherwise.

the thing about this is that these guys don’t actually want blunt talk; blunt talk would be things like “you’re a sexist and a bigot whose contributions to culture have been overwhelmingly negative, and you frequently respond to mild criticism like a child”

Just days ago, he posted this deranged garbage. But you're giving him a softball interview, @steveinskeep.bsky.social?

Schiff is currently working tirelessly to pass pro-crypto legislation through congress right now, but he's also taking a little time off to send another Sternly Worded Letter to Trump

Oprah does not get enough shit for all of the damage she has unleashed on the world.

does anyone remember the entire first four years of this decade where it was considered a potentially nation-destroying scandal for the federal government to target political opponents, even if they had indisputably committed actual crimes?

The random people at the spontaneous protest that popped off because they saw the busboy at their neighborhood restaurant being kidnapped by ICE should have planned the optics better

what people seem to believe is that there is a large number of criminal, layabout immigrants who can be easily found and deported. they support doing so snd are dismayed by the deportation of otherwise law abiding people. the problem is that the criminal group is imaginary!

why are they so obsessed with this godawful 'distraction' framing, humans excel at being upset about multiple things at once

something i’m noticing is there’s lots of people not at these protests and have zero interest in ever going to one of them telling the people at these protests how to properly protest

The bottom line on the Trump-Musk feud www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...