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thekenster.bsky.social
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this world is so fucked up..

submitted 5 hours ago • 5 comments

Why is it that half the art criticism I see comes down to either "in the moment I turned off my brain and didn't turn it back on until arguing on the Internet about all the stuff I didn't pay attention to" or "If I pay money for something it is not allowed to challenge me in any way"

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

So good at keeping it together at work they call me Jim Carey's The Mask

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

awoooooooo

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I think Ceadeus is kinda bad. Much prefer Lao-Shan Lung.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

ram upgrade worked

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

It's fucked up one of the richest men in the world is a ketamine addicted deadbeat nazi and I'm stuck wasting away in a convenience store. It's not fair. He deserves to be rotting in the street and I deserve to throw bricks of cash at every trans person I meet on the internet.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Isn't it kinda messed up for gas stations to sell beer? Has anyone ever thought about why we have dedicated one stop shops for causing vehicular manslaughter?

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Gravity Beetbood

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

i'm glad lagiacrus is extinct

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Took the plunge on some RAM on sale for 50 bucks so hopefully next week I'll be wilds ready

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

do you think dark souls is old enough that we can make up bullshit about how it's only hard to milk monthly subscription money from you the way people will use the term "quarter-munching" for snes games?

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Wish all the people who come into convenience stores and get mad at the clerks for staring at them (glancing at the back half of the store a single time) would stay home where I would never have to look at them

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

She Is Alive

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

po ké mon tro o zei four in a row and you’re good to go

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I had an intrusive thought

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Monster Hunter Tri has a full roster of new and unique completely original guys and yet there's still nothing more satisfying than clowning on the returning doofus dragons

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

wow people are right, fighting underwater really is a hindurance

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

People say the internet isn't good for your mental health but I never got done with an 8 hour shift of video game message boards and had to let out five minutes of screams on the car ride home.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

big fan of this cutscene that ends with a cat getting absolutely plastered

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry if I end my messages with an ellipses. I was staring wistfully into the distance...

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Taking out my frustration with MHWilds not running on my PC by playing Dos instead and pounding crabs with a hammer.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

It's always funny seeing people argue about how to pronounce words and names from media originally in Japanese, the language where every letter is a specific spoken syllable with no ambiguity as to if that's a hard G or a soft J.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

sure, you could cover mm2 wily stage 1 theme like everyone else, or you could www.twitch.tv/lilyhops/cli...

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Monster Hunter is a game where you claw your way to victory by playing defensively and taking advantage of every small opening to plink away at indomitable foes and then you go online and everyone hits the big crab and it dies.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Got a high jumping lil snooper on my shelf

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

you would think after the absurd success of world capcom would make wilds accessible to as much people as possible but for some reason theyve opted for "ps5 owners & people with supercomputers". just a really baffling decision for a franchise where most of its entries were made for the psp lol

submitted 20 days ago • 9 comments

Been trying to eat more cereal this year and after a box of capn crunch and a box of peanut butter crunch I think this has been a kickass decision.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

MM12's shield weapon

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Can't see the moon out tonight but the sunset made the clouds a really pretty mix of pink and blue...

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

It feels odd to cherish such small interactions when there were people who were so much closer but these are the kind of things I will be thinking about for the rest of my life

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments