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Vance's Thank You quip was so dumb people missed the meaning of the moment. The little boy in short pants trying to prove he belongs at the grown-up table.

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I know it's a few years old now, but I'm glad people like Peter Gabriel are still putting art like "IO" into the world. @itspetergabriel.bsky.social

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Well, looks like I gotta learn Spanish.

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dailyiowan.com/2025/02/27/b... Iowa: Leading the way in hate.

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There is some validity to noting 2016; the death of Bowie and Prince as when everything started going to shit, but has anyone studied the birth of Pentatonix and the decline of western civilization?

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Would any of my bot followers like to join my Only Fans? Free subscribers get full nudity from the shoulders up.

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I'm no prude, but I do question the need to smoke weed in the parent pickup line at the elementary school.

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It's very possible the design of the Cybertruck was inspired by Elon's botched chin implants. I'm waiting for the roadster based on his weird nipples.

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I believe it was Captain Kirk or perhaps Captain Caveman who said "For evil men to accomplish their purpose, it is only necessary that good men should do nothing". There's a whole lot of doing nothing going on.

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Hegseth has ordered 8% annual cuts to The Pentagon's budget year over year. It is assumed this is to offset the increased spending on alcohol for his office and payouts to sexual assault complainants.

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How does one discover they're too sexy for their cat?

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It's wild to realize we're living in the time when thought experiments changed from Baby Hitler to Baby Trump.

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Being the first felon President is definitely a DEI hire.

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🚨 BREAKING: Illinois Governor JB Pritzker says he’s going to rename Lake Michigan to “Lake Illinois.” EPIC TRUMP TROLL!!! 🤣

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I'm just a no-name reporter I wish I had nothing to say Looking through my new camcorder Trying to find a crime that pays I get hit by mortars everywhere I go I'm loitering Chaos and disorder runing my world today. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

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This is just like a James Bond movie except Bond is standing in a corner holding his limp dick while SPECTRE takes the world by posting dank memes and unleashing a child army.

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You never hear much about the Fourth Day Adventists.

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I'm taking the over on racist reactions to the Super Bowl halftime show.

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I saw a straight up fucking nazi at the store this morning. It was proudly wearing its nazi hoodie and trying to be sure everyone saw it. Yea, DEI is the real problem.

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www.space.com/180-foot-ast... It's not all bad news.

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bookshop.org/shop/atlasco... If you live near me and buy ebooks, you can still support local book sellers. Actually, why not support The Atlas Collective from everywhere?

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Is Joni Ernst single? Just saying she and Tillis share similar interests. Oh, why even ask, republicans don't let marriage get in the way. They could share stories of cowardice over a nice Chianti.

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BREAKING: Can Bluesky break the habit carried over from shitter of starting every post with "BREAKING" or "HAPPENING NOW"? The parable of the boy who cried wolf has been lost on social media.

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Wow, look at all that money. I'm sure glad tech bros are ruling the nation. China: "Oh, hai guys" Tech:

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People ask where my deep love for Prince comes from. The answer is simple.

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I had something called "Biscuits and Gravy" this morning that was an affront to humanity. Pure evil. I didn't take a photo because I didn't want to risk inspiring copycat crimes. Hotdog water over flour.

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I know I'm late to the party, but "Rothaniel" by Jerrod Carmichael is a must-see if you like comedy or if you seek to love everyone. Also, it's not bad if you think your family doesn't understand you. It's just damn good.

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youtu.be/g8f_XCH3zmM?...

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Upon confirmation, Hedgseth expressed his gratitude to the spineless republicans and asked, "When is Tailhook '25"?

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I just watched the video for "Wake Me Up Before You Go" by Wham! That was our intro to George Michael, and they STILL successfully sold him as a hetero sex symbol. We were so innocent...

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18 years, and I still get goosebumps from Prince's Super Bowl halftime show. The term GOAT is way over applied, but that show has been THE #1 for the majority of the time major acts have been the halftime entertainment.

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