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[Pushes cowboy hat back, spits tobacco juice, squints into the distance] Well son looks like we got ourselves a conclave

submitted 5 days ago • 33 comments

This, from the Holocaust Memorial Museum.

submitted 11 days ago • 58 comments

Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.

submitted 12 days ago • 457 comments

He's going to drop all of these tariffs in a couple months, and then he's going to declare victory and trumpet the fact that the DOW went up 1000 points, and I literally fucking beg the media not to just print that as news without context both in headlines and column inches

submitted 23 days ago • 30 comments

Strom Thurmond and Elon both taking an L on the same day is a hell of a white supremacy bankshot

submitted 24 days ago • 24 comments

The biggest takeaway from "Chernobyl" was how beautiful the Russian countryside is in winter.

submitted 32 days ago • 34 comments

fucking unreal. if Harris won the presidency, appointed Whoopi Goldberg as Secretary of Defense, and she accidentally texted war plans to a reporter at Teen Vogue Hawley would have seceded Missouri from the U.S. by now

submitted 32 days ago • 10 comments

A YES on cloture is a YES for the bill. Do not let anyone play games with you.

submitted 43 days ago • 2323 comments

Magic trick

submitted 45 days ago • 35 comments

i was just so violently crop-dusted at Home State i thought they were going to swing back around and give me their business card

submitted 46 days ago • 6 comments

I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch

submitted 56 days ago • 894 comments

A guy who used to be a comedian & is good at improv and dealing with hecklers and who has also spent the last 3 years in a war zone turns out to be a guy you can’t out-alpha, imagine that

submitted 57 days ago • 177 comments

“oh my god. did you see brian’s hat?”

submitted 58 days ago • 3 comments

Rep. LaMonica McIver: "We are at war!"

submitted 80 days ago • 1307 comments

Last week I got a 2 day hangover from a La Croix so please stop asking why I’m worried about Covid.

submitted 117 days ago • 2 comments