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ACAB Futurama graffiti spotted in Guadajara, Spain

Trump take egg

Did Elon accidentally create another nuclear power composed of 1 dude in a motel somewhere?

Hussite

What soulless thing is this that laughs before a wreck?

to speak the true definition of "the Economy" is to look upon the source of all creation totally unprotected, so we argue with substitute words that represent its fractal concepts like "unemployment numbers" so that we are never blinded from witnessing Economy's totality

Hey grand vizier chat, first time schemer here, is this a good sign for my coup? bsky.app/profile/murs...

a story about milkmen and margarine.

for days and days we voyaged along, through seas so wearily, lonesomely mild, that all space, in repugnance to our vengeful errand, seemed vacating itself of life before our urn-like prow

most grand viziers loyally support his highness and adore his majesty's princelings while quietly serving as the royal advisor and confidante but you'd never believe it going by what you see in the news

I'm glad that America is doing real classic end of empire stuff. A king who is visibly losing his mind declaring a war based on a dream he had. Greedy courtiers feuding over access to the treasury. Some looks are timeless.

Far inland, nameless wails came from him, as desolate sounds from out ravines

Oh no. I would be so owned and triggered if the right fires half of the FBI.

I honestly hope he keeps extorting you; I hope the only reward for your swooning fealty is to be robbed blind by that leathery fascist fuck, over and over again.

It is customary to have two harpoons reposing in the crotch

Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch

i bet overdrive ostrich's pussy tight as hell but armored armadillo is the best at sucking dick

as the swift monster drags you deeper and deeper into the frantic shoal, you bid adieu to circumspect life

What we have instead of an opposition party is a copy of Robert's Rules of Order that has learned how to do GoFundMes and insider trading

This approach to queer identity seems to be drenched in the legal landscape of the US, ensuring civil right on the basis of innate or inborn characteristics. And I'm telling you right now I don't give a shit if my tranny dykehood is innate or not. Choosing to be like me is not a fucking sin.

ein Hahn

Look, I'm not saying you should become a furry. HOWEVER I'm just saying, there's advantages to compartmentalizing your online presence into a fluffy non-human avatar.

tl;dr - I see a Nazi, and you tell me I didn't, I'm ignoring YOU, not the Nazi.

gym girls

SCOTUS 2024-2028 is going to be like: “We have struck down the Trump admin’s ‘migrants are all dirty’ executive order which is a strong step beyond the constitution. In other news, in ‘Mutilated Baby vs. Raytheon & Nestle’ we have ruled the baby was a loser who should’ve been mutilated more.”

Oh, busy weaver! unseen weaver!—pause!—one word!—whither flows the fabric? what palace may it deck?