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Drew something for a new stream title card. Idea was to be like a cover of an anime DVD where you see the characters in dramatic poses, maybe they're in space?

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Howdy friends! So as usual, art stream is this saturday! This will be the first week starting with our new prices at $25. HOWEVER. Space is limited! Because -this- week I'm splitting Saturday and Sunday into their own art streams. Saturday is as normal, Sunday is for Golden Week swimsuit shots :3

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When are the youtubers going to find out that you don't have to make a shitty apology you can just lie

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☝️ Important reminder: you shouldn't yell at me even if I say something stupid. That's actually when I need your support the most

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Sometimes stuff like this shows up in my recommendations and I feel like I’m being pitched to by an alien. I don’t even know what they’re supposed to mean by “works” here

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Saw a local furniture commercial where the store owner was like “These sofas got rizz and that’s no cap. Skibidi.” Then he gets sad and looks off camera and goes “Does gen z buy furniture?”

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@luckybun.bsky.social

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That elf is only eighty years old. Absolutely predatory for a twenty two year old gnome to want to date them

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Started watching one of those twelve hour essays about the portrayal of abuse in BG3 and it’s really weird to hear someone talk about Mystra grooming Gale and how the age gap is problematic. Like… yeah? I guess? It’s a god and a power mad wizard idk how relevant any of that is.

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nuts dot com has flavors from all over the world

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watch as the mages guild ban conjuration next.

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Ms. Fortune and Sir Prize are good one off villain names

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I like the false platitudes and "empathy" Nimrod is sometimes written with in Powers of X. An AI that's onboarded a politician's "I hear you, I see you" rhetoric as an appropriately hollow cover for doing whatever malicious actions it wants to do anyway.

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#NamoOC 「EXTERMINATION COMPLETE」

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me: i just think that if he fell into a hole full of whales instead of bats then you’d have to make it so the joker in the dark knight the movie would say “it’s shrimple; we krill the whaleman” therapist, blatantly moving the hands on a clock forward thirty minutes: wow time flies, great progress

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Toxic Trait

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Sugar. Wait fuck

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You ever feel incredibly inflexible and also completely unmoored when you’re setting up a story?

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Methinks chess is too simple for a man of my... shall we say, not inconsiderable intellect! It's over 100 years old [laughs] it doesn't even include [tries really hard to think of something from a video game that will make people like me] Companion Cube

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Oh my goodness, I just got three job offers from three different companies I’ve never been associated with all within twenty minutes of each other! Time to log in to the site they sent me and put on my winning attitude

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Found my favorite PS2 game

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It is once again time for me to proudly declare I don’t know anything about whichever VTuber is currently having a scandal except I think it has something to do with gamer sups which is a… flavor powder for water?

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if i was a villain fighting the Thunderbolts i would mockingly refer to them as the Blunderdolts

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Noelle sent me this and said "This is us" and when I told them that was fucked up to suggest they got really worried and asked me why

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blue prince

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Interesting how everyone yells at me when I say something stupid but nobody compliments me when I go a whole day without saying something stupid

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Everyone look at Reverse Seabird enjoying her ice latte and hoping you come talk to her

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I love that the HGTV show "my lottery dream home" does not actually require the people on it to have won the lottery because the host just arrived and exclaimed "who's the lucky winner?" and the woman stiffly replied "it's an inheritance"

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If I were exposed to a cosmic horror from beneath the sea and beyond the stars I would simply cope and not go Properly Mad.

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ty to my friend for this one

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Commissioner, the Clock King has been spotted in London! What's he up to over there?

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You, foolishly: "Seabird it doesn't matter if they're 90% off, what on earth sounds appealing about 'vanilla sunny side up gummy candy?'" Me, wisely: "This tastes like shit"

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