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thelastseabird.bsky.social
I'm a genius and I can kill anything that lives (NSFW @thelastthirstybird.bsky.social ) Banner Credit ( https://vgen.co/dreamin_lilo )
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wow, after all these hours I'm still waiting on (checks notes) ...the girl reading this

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Emergency Commissions Those days you've seen me struggle financially, my situation has been very rough and I can't keep with this anymore. So I am opening emergency commissions cheaper than ever. Full body render 50€ Profile pics 15€ Telegram stickers 8€ Repost to help 💖

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Note to self, the cooking cutscene in Wilds does not protect you from aggroing monsters.

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I subscribe to the early edition of the local paper to receive headlines a day early. Mostly I use this to trade stocks and avoid traffic accidents but today the entire paper was just wet black ink. Called the paper to complain and they were unhelpful/rude. Has this happened to anyone else?

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The conservatory mirror that sometimes reflects the faces of dead friends has begun reflecting ones still living. Is this normal?

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Just took me 4-6 desperate seconds to remember which band did bohemian rhapsody

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“Is this anything?” I ask after repeating word for word an unremarkable three sentence exchange I had with a cashier ten years ago for the seventh time in a row

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nextdoor started sending me daily email digests i never asked for, but i'm really glad they did. someone just posted a photo of a parked car with a door open like "hey heads up in case this is your car." someone asked if they closed it. they said "no, because what if i close it and the car explodes"

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dude this copy of zeta is fucked up

submitted 19 hours ago • 3 comments

you know she had to rattle 'em @thelastseabird.bsky.social's special girl Eliza #CourageousArt

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the noble history of boy milfs

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Important content from the official Scatman John FB page

submitted 1 day ago • 19 comments

Pokémon if it was Awesome

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This is Chiihei Otani. 大谷ちぃ平ですっ☆

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He is more like Paul My-Dude to me

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I was commissioned by @thelastseabird.bsky.social to draw a pin up of thier lovely character, Eliza Mortis♥ As you probably know, I LOVE scythes and pin ups, so this was a match made in heaven♥ Thank you for the commission!!!

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What the fuck are you trying to sell me

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CIS ALLIES: this is it. president trump has signed an executive order barring trans people from federal inspection jobs. disobey this in advance by mailing your wallet to the following address:

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“Oh wow, my pussy’s just all out here.” *pops gum*

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The t-shirt cut like/rt meme but I’m equally bored and condescending at all stages

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Spent a long time looking at game master Anthony post and trying to figure out how to utilize math to find out how old he is today

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happy 50th to gamesmaster anthony

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what do you MEAN that was true william frakes johnathan frakes william shatner johnathan frakes

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Beyond Belief will tell you a story about a psychic ghost that killed four people and collapsed a bridge and then they'll be like "That was real" and just move on

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Open for commissions!!!

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This is the best discord notification I’ve ever seen

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I started playing Jedi Survivor to see if it was any better than Fallen Order and the "Last Time on Jedi" intro video did not tell me shit I have no idea what happened in the last game lmao

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If the lockpicking lawyer went to break into your house do you think he’d be kind of miffed if you didn’t lock your doors

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Seabird and Boybird indulging in their favorite treat, #Starlewd

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submitted 5 days ago • 75 comments

I should pick Persona 3 back up or something I need a game that's not Avowed or Garbage

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Instead of Fallen Order they should have made a star wars extraction shooter

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God I hate Fallen Order this game fucking suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck to play

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My trusted advisor has been emerging from the shadows a lot lately, wonder what that's about

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